Sparq

Nothing can be as much fun as (Professional drift racer in an SRT-8 Charger)

Too easy.

Whozzit? Your mild-mannered alter ego?

Wow, you linked this thread to this thread.

Looks pretty bad. Trailer started out seeming like the standard hippie protest thing, then just randomly swaps over to deranged acid trippery at the end? Lame. But, then, I hate musicals anyway.

The mortal souls of two houseplants and a small bird. Even the little fish get fried.

Taser device that can be fired from a 12-gauge shotgun at about 300 feet per second, and delivers a 20-second taser shock via four barbed electrodes.

It's more the people that consider THEMSELVES to be indie, in my experience. Pretentious fucks.

D-Day at Voodoo Paintball "The leg! The leg! ...what's 'leg' in french?"

Hannibal Rising. Ok, I guess, for what it was.

Celldweller

Is back, and potentially with some sort of vengeance.

Hairball/too much grass. I was going to make the 'go flick yourself' joke, but since they already did I have to move on to 'go flick your mother'.

Oh ya, eh? Oh jeez.

I dunno....I never got into it. It was...mediocre, from what I saw. Better than most CGI cartoons, perhaps, but even so...

It was a perfect ending. She said I would enjoy it, and I did.

Send all your genetically enhanced foodstuffs to me for immediate ingestion!

Transformers. Two hour car commercial. Corny, but it had to be. Incredible CGI. Exactly as I hoped and expected. Nobody would buy a serious Transformers anyway.

If you kill it first, the heart will stop and the blood will not drain effectively. It will begin to coagulate. Even arterial bullet wounds don't bleed much, or for long, after the subject has expired. The more you know... ;)

STAAAMOOOOOSSS!!! AAAAHHHH!

Saw it a few months back, courtsy of supercanuk. Scary shit. The answer to that question is yes. If that's salvation, I don't fucking want it.

Been watching too much Clone High? Or worse yet, Full House. On the rare occasion I remember a dream, it involves firearms and/or women and is a meaningless amalgam of random thoughts. No exceptions.

It's at the end there. I think?

I had hoped to see Transformers of Die Hard 4. But, as I was in the company of two females, they decided on Ratatouille. Not bad, I guess, for an animated G-rated family film.