Sparq

I lead a Bolivian revolution too, and you don't see ME on any fucking t-shirts. It's a goddamn beauty contest, I'm telling you.

I knew there was a reason I bought 5.1 headphones. This isn't it, but it works too.

female comedian = usually terrible ventriloquist = usually terrible two wrongs make a right

Bad Religion - The Defense

Dell commercial support on-hold music.

3500, apparently. If only it were dollars. Edit: I answered my own question though common sense and the theory of relativity. Redshift what!

OH! Yeah, that. Right. Gotcha. For the record, I know it.

Homer J (Jay) Simpson.

Just like we all wanted to get the jobs without goign to school. Or get to college without highschool. Or get money without working.

Daaamn. Need some more of that sentiment floating around the female populace.

Pitchshifter - Shutdown (Heat Treatment Mix By Tim R)

That pleases me to no end.

Actually, that was the camshaft from a '95 Mercury Mystique.

I wasn't, I think.

The comic wasn't directed at him anyway, it's just a funny thing related to the topic.

I changed it days ago. Delete your temp files.

Mmmmhm, sure would.

Nothing I do is only mildly sexual.

It isn't you. I doubt it's anyone in this thread, for that matter. But it is an amusing acronym.

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard Users be dumb.

Could be that too, who knows.

SPOILER (Highlight to View) Virus had a chance to mutate because it was incubated in an immune host for so long. You'll notice he also took forever to kill her, in a particularly horrible fashion. I just made that up, but you can pretty much explain anything with a little creativity.

I agree, but I never said I didn't get it back. That's gross. Like drinking beer spilled in an ash tray.

I concur. I had a whole post a while ago with an extensive list of death-car upgrades. I forget where exactly, but it's probably buried in the journal section.