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I'm going with SWW: Fearless reminds me of my college girlfriend and I don't need that shit. Ha.

I'm also partial to "You try but you fail 'cause you're bad at life, but good in a vacuum."

"[The Beatles] ruined music. They should never have existed. No rhythm, all cheezy melodies. Worst band ever. "No one is really smart, most people are dumb. And they will go for what is easiest at all times, lowest common denominator. They ruined it for everybody. They were so bad. Nothing can be as bad. There is no band that can be as bad as them. They are the bottomline."

Your favourite band is the worst band ever.

New Disguise, man. No contest.

My living room. He should record his next album in my living room.

Bob Dylan wrote Blood on the Tracks after his first divorce. There may be a silver lining to this cloud in a year or so.

Should we infer from that DVD cover that the original title for WLR&RR was going to be "Put Out Your Lights"? I just can't imagine a very interesting documentary about a 2-minute song.

Stay on the charming side of drunk And leave without saying goodbye. I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean. I hate the music but I love the scene. Always by myself in bars, Always back to the Tarot cards. Doing foolish things just to see what change would bring. No one's ever looking where they're going, No one's ever stepping aside. Doing foolish things just to see what change would bring. "You've had too many lovers and not enough friends," I said to myself as I walked around the room. I've had too much to drink and not enough dinner, Time to go soon. Every foolish thing I never tried, Every foolish thing I've called mine. With age comes decadence And look, here it comes. Doing foolish things just to see what change would bring. I wanna stay on the charming side of drunk, I better leave without saying goodbye. If you wanna stay here Jenny, my Jenny, That's goodbye baby, goodbye. I wanted trouble, got it. Trying to move elegant but I'm so beat up. Doing foolish things just to see what change it would bring Every foolish thing i never tried, Every foolish thing i've called mine. I'm staying on the charming side of drunk and leaving without saying goodbye.

WTF STARBUCK HAD A KID??!??!?!??!?!?! Fuck. So they did take her ovaries. I'm so excited I might die before October.

Try lemon or lime juice. Cheaper than the Bitter Apple stuff because you probably already have some in the house, and I've never known a cat that didn't utterly despise the smell and taste of citrus. It's a bit sticky when it dries, though. We used to discipline our old cat by rubbing a bit of lemon juice on the tip of her nose. Pissed her right off, but sure did teach her a lesson.

I accidentally voted for Tripoli even though I meant Truffle Pigs, because I like the different key TP is in.

Zukiki posted mine on the very first page: "I wonder if you think of me while I wonder if you're not." Stabs me right in the feckin' heart.

Going All the Way is easily my least favourite MGB song. A friend of mine recorded a cover version with a different (better) arrangement a few years ago and ever since I haven't been able to stand the original.

The World/Inferno Friendship Society are a nine(?)-piece punk/gospel/soul/klezmer/cabaret/circus band from New Jersey. It's nigh-impossible to describe what they sound like, but it's what they do that's more important. I can't listen to these guys -- and especially their latest album, Red-Eyed Soul -- without my heart rate doubling. There is more energy in ten seconds of their slowest song than you'll hear in an hour on any radio station you could name. Drums and guitars and accordion and saxophones get under your skin and into your blood and if you can sit still while listening to this, I fear you may not be human. The vocals are provided by the pseudonymous Jack Terricloth, a tall, gaunt fellow with a fondness for vowels who disdains consonants -- the whole notion of syllabics, really -- and slurs and trips his way through rapid-fire lyrics about love, loss, substance abuse, petty theft, violence, courage, freedom, and notable historical figures. Live, they will rock your face off and change your life forever. I implore you to check these motherfuckers out. You will thank me.