Some Random
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ham and cheese sammich.
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tries to save his self, but his self keeps slipping away.
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i hear if the shot doesn't kill them immediately, they scream the most horrible baby scream ever. not for me, thanks.
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a left over plate of tacos i found in the fridge. tacos get rubbery when you microwave them.
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9/10. it's funny, but not because he's humping a mouse. it's funny cuz his eyes say that he's hurting his junk humping that mouse.
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is super beautiful and makes many people smile and if worst comes to worst, can point the speakers at the floor, bump that shit, and feel the new album, but, hopefully it won't come to that and it's all a false alarm.
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i worry that she won't hear the new matthew good album. that would be the saddest thing ever.
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my cousin didn't. he blew his head off in front of his sister and a friend of her's with his rifle while dicking around (no "sorry to hear that"'s please. we weren't close, and i only ever met him once.).remember boys and girls: only point the business end at things you want to die.
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not even one? edit: i just checked back through the thread. i haven't said one mean thing to her yet. she hasn't earned it.
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your love of hemmingway may explain your misuse of commas ;)
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whoops. it was "jerk" she didn't like. but she probably wouldn't like being called a bitch either. but who knows, really. so much about kiffy remains a mystery.
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she didn't like being called a bitch much, either. i know that much about her.
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1/10. no he's not. he's a douche. i wanna kick him in his spidey naughty bits.
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i'm down. not for spite, though. spite's a terrible reason to do something. edit: let's do it for sprite.
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kiffy, kiffy, gimme the news i got a bad case of wondering where the fuck are you. actually i don't care, but i'd like this to be the longest thread ever just for shits and giggles.
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1/10. spiderman's a douche, but you got a point for the devil horns and rockin' out.
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microwave, dude.
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does whatever a spider can.
