I asked toadman to add a poll with the following captions in it:
"Apple iChild"
"OK Jill, when daddy says go, run!"
"The trial drained his bank account so much that Michael Jackson couldn't afford the fancy masks anymore."
"The Freemasons continue to hide their secret identities."
"Luke, I am your daughter."
"although most people in the neighbourhood thought her mum screwed the mailman, rumor had it that it was the mailbox that got lucky that fateful night"
"the pink pants are for your sanity, there's a box on your head because we can't beat gravity"
"The next step in 'cover-up' make up, by Covergirl!"
"Slash from Guns 'n Roses experimenting while growing up"
"When Jack-in-the-box refused to wear a condom, he gave birth to his daughter; girl-in-the-box."
So, we can pick the best in a while.