silentshadow

The Rainmaker

There are 18 different animal shapes in the animal crackers cookie zoo.

I liked the first one but haven't got to see #2. Is it worse, the same or better than the first?

Giraffes can lick their own eyes.

You could order fiber wire on the internet. You could get all kinds of weapons online. P.S. Crusader, is agent 69 a jigalo? Is that your code name?

Borborygmi is the noise that your stomach makes when you are hungry.

Bringing Down the House

The word "purple" does not rhyme with any other word in the English language. *Except Nurple...duh

Clay Gaykin... I mean Akin. He is so flamboint that it annoys me.

I hate MASH. Everyone loves that show but I hate it. Mongolians invented lemonade around 1299 A.D.

Slugs have 4 noses.

What the? What does that word mean? Here's another: A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.

I concur. Batman is the shit and is my favorite superhero. However, even though Superman Returns was a little lacking on hand to hand combat action there was plenty of things like: falling, blowing up...Oh and the amazing cinematograpy. The film was visually stuning. This was the first time I saw a movie with CGI where I had trouble seeing what was real and what was computer generated. Best special effects in a movie so far this year. Now I just can't wait to see if Spiderman 3 will top this movie and I'm pretty sure it will. Go Spidey!

I tried this but I doubt it worked. What a waste of time, oh well.

Batman>Spiderman>Superman Batman's the best because he has the least abilities and is the coolest. Spiderman and Superman could definitely kick his butt, but wouldn't it be the best to see Batman wipe out Spidy and Superman? I think so. I generally vote for the underdog.

William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.

Oysters can change from one gender to another and back again. I don't know if this is true, I heard it on a TV special.

NO, they were cards with really disgusting little kids on them like Pizza Face Peter who would have red, puss filled zits.

Scientology is the proof of people's willingness to believe in anything, even absolute B.S. Everyone join Awesomeology instead.

All dog breeds except chow-chows have black lips to prevent them from getting sunburned. (I always thought they had gingivitis)

I really hope that The Republican Party doesn't take office next term, but I have to agree, if it is a Republican John McCain is the best choice.

Garbagepail Kids. I had a bunch of those cards when I was 9-12 years old.

mabey he is having a siezure.

When standing directly under the moon you weigh slightly less.

We Were Soldiers