josiegross

i was reading on another message board (i don't care to post on) differing opinions on a western separation. when i lived in alberta i considered myself a separatist, but since rumor has it klein isn't running again, i don't know who would run the western country, and i'm not so gung-ho about it these days. when non-separatists (usually easterners) hear "western seperation" they think that means alberta wants to become it's own country, or join the us. not true. alberta wants to take man, sask, bc, and the territories with it, and form it's own country. i know that it sounds ridiculous, but we haven't got a voice west of ontario. we don't. alberta votes nearly ALL conservative every election and it makes no difference. whoever wins in ontario wins in the country. soooo, i'd like to hear what you all think of that. (especially ecnarf. things can get pretty heated) edit: grrr. 53 wpm, only 93% accuracy.

**lo-fi b-sides is not on the list because very few people own it. please don't post "none of the above. lo-fi b-sides" because it makes those of us who don't own it jealous, and if you DO own it you should NOT be playing it. you should keep it under your pillow. i don't even know that that will help, seeing as how you can't read.

homer: "i'm going to the back seat of my car with my wife and i won't be back for 10 minutes."

i have to disagree about the space issue. from a girl's perspective, the smaller the shower the more wall to brace yourself with.

ralph, concerning the valentine he got from lisa: "it says i choo choo choose you, and there's a picture of a train."

aaah yes, that's a gooder. i LOVE when he tries to be sarcastic.

Homer: "while i was at the courthouse i had them change YOUR name. from now on you can be chesty la rue." Marge: something to the effect of "i don't want to be chesty larue" Homer: "just try it for two weeks! if you're not completely satisfied you can be busty st. claire" Marge: "i don't want to be chesty la rue OR busty st. claire!" Homer: "fine. hooty mcboob it is." Marge: "good night homer." Homer: "good night hooty" Marge: "let go of those"

i think that mass of hair is swallowing your face. my boyfriend and i have a deal: if he doesn't shave, i don't shave.

crazy in love - beyonce (is that how you spell it?)

okay. thanks for clearing that up. (though i'm not 100% sure what you mean by "compact")

midnight at the oasis - renee olstead

you shower with your SISTER? dude, that's gotta be illegal.

song for a girl - matthew good

I think we can vote for lo-fi b-sides, based on the fact it was released on a in a coma. and i think most of us own the deluxe version of in a coma. i think it REALLY stupid that you try an threaten us with spam if we choose to vote for it. then your answer would be "in a coma". and, while you're getting ready for that hot date, try working up a sense of humor. i know it sounds hard, love, but try it. most people have it in thier top 10 of things they're looking for in a lover.

facial hair makes me want to barf.

67,201,852,834 nf$

truffle pigs are pigs trained to sniff out truffles. truffle pigs are also, apperantly, a chocolatey treat. TRUFFLED pigs, however, do not (to my knowledge) exists.

falling is like this - ani difranco

why you little...

beards are better. still not cool, but much much better.

haha! i think i'm going to win it

mustaches are the grossest trend ever. i hate them. i think they're creepy.

since he seems to know a lot about bunny suits, for halloween next year my boyfriend is going to be donny darko and i'm going to be frank, i'd ask if he knows where i can get a dark grey bunny suit.

not an album

the great golden baby - circa survive