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MGB - Enjoy The Silence

FUCKING AWESOMENESS!!! I MUST HAVE DA TIMSTER!!!

I love Smashing Pumpkins, but I've said it before...This last album is not Smashing Pumpkins. Even though I fucking love the shit out of it. Doomsday Clock, is fucking badass. It's Billy and Jimmy, and some other people...but it's not the Pumpkins.

I'm okay with who I ended up with...I wanted Iginla, and I wanted Tim Thomas for one of my Goalies(It won't let me drop one to pick him up)...but otherwise, I can't complain too much. I ended up with: Sidney Crosby Joe Thornton(WAHOO!!!) Michael Cammalleri Jason Blake Marian Gaborik Martin St. Louis Mike Green Zdeno CHara Dan Boyle Wade Redden Marc Savard Michael Ryder Marc-Andre Fleury Marty Turco

hmmmmm....Don't make BishopX tell you again...Dance for the people!!!

Thank you Ryan, I have no doubt that you will be a more than adequate presence to fill the trash talking void.

Unfortunately, I can't be. I'll be at FNL Football Practice. We're 0-3(Two of those losses were heartbreakingly close), tomorrow night's game is a must win, and a very realistic one, sowe're going an extra hour tonight to prepare. I won't get home until 8pm EST.

had the circus midgets cover him with rich vegetable oil.

I don't McCain and Milf, and America needs a spanking, are tops for me.

But wait there's more:

The Next Avengers!!! It was ok...but the Previews for "Hulk Vs Thor" and "Hulk Vs Wolverine" were fucking awesomeness!!! January, hurry the hell up and get here.

I'm doing my rankings right now, between interviews.

No it doesn't. Music starts fires. Then makes them kickass.

No, I'm still rocking my PS2. I'm going to get a PS3 for xmas.

That would be interesting. How are things with you?

I just realized I type and post too fast sometimes. I will need to hire a spellchecker... Now say something entertaining!!! What you thought I was kidding?

YOU ARE THE LUCKINESS EMILY!!! *I want to go too*

Okay, I guess Bush was pretty American sounding. Republica?

Evan's 1st ad: (Opens with Evan, surrounded by hot topless chicks) Evan - My fellow Canadians, I just have one question for you. Do you like breasts? (cut to image of opponent's face, in angry frown, surrounded by women.) Evan continues - Because my opponent, sure doesn't seem to. Now, isn't that just totally unCanadian?(Evan points to a particularly large pair and continues) Breasts are just as big as Hockey here in Canada. Yet my opponent, doesn't seem to be (Evan now cups large pair in both hands) very supportive of them, now does he. So vote for me Canada, because a vote for me, is a vote for Hockey and Breasts. (See two female Hockey Players, skating topless.) Voice Over: Paid For By Breasts for Evan. Because They love Canada, Evan loves Canada, and we all love breasts.

that he was totally okay with being spanked.

The T-shirts has arrived, order yours today.

See what I'm saying. Hire me as your speechwriter, you'll take over the world, one nation at a time. And once you're in, if any other nation pushes Canada, We got just one word for em...BOHICA!!!

There are only so many you can get away with pretending with...pretend with to many, you don't get re-elected... $1000 really...shit, Evan that's beer money, for you.

Hey welcome to politics. Everyone has an agenda, and the candidates that win, are the one's best able to accommodate as many agenda's as possible.

I'd vote for you. As long as you push my bill through... Legalizing public toplessness for hot chicks only...