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bishopx

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  1. It bothers me that people do park in the spaces with no tags...but at the same time...it bothers me that there are so many damned spaces for them as well. So often, someplace will be packed, and there'll be no parking spaces anywhere remotely near where you're going, but there are 50 spaces open for the handicapped. I still won't park in one of the spaces though...I'll still park in east bamfuck and hike to where ever I was trying to get to.
  2. My sister, when asked how she got pregnant with her firstborn. "How the fuck should I know? What I want to know is what are you going to do about it?" My then 15 year old sister, to my parents.
  3. DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! Crappy weekend!!!
  4. Has mad lyrical skillz...
  5. You just described my brother perfectly...
  6. Is not as neurotic as before, he has come back better, stronger, faster, and the ladies love him.
  7. Totally schooled Owen in his own thread...and has reminded me that I have to fear for my ass around Owen...
  8. Is definitely a nice dude.
  9. The Song is awesomeness. Skid Row - Quicksand Jesus
  10. Yeah, I got that from my Stepfather...when I was about 12...definitely more than I really wanted to or needed to know. The rest was on the job training when I was 14. As for my kids, now that I teach sex ed, I would have to say as soon as they start asking questions, will be the time for the discussion.
  11. Yeah, I'm not thinking that's not much better either. We don't swear in front of the kids when they're awake. It's all, oh fudge, doggone it, and ahhh phooey. Once they go to bed, you'd think you were at a biker bar. We're cussing like a motherfucker. After a particularly long weekend, it's like every other word is a swear.
  12. If you offer a free cup of coffee to get people to come in to your newly opened establishment...and you end up playing asshole...who are you hurting?
  13. Pearl Jam - No Code Another CD that disappeared from my collection
  14. I was very impressed with Duvall. I agree about the name change though. Still, I am looking forward to this dicc.
  15. Sixx AM - The Heroin Diaries in it's entirety. KICK ASS!!!
  16. I take it she's his ex because he realized that she was barely to think inside the box, nevermind outside of it? My boss and I went for breakfast at this new place today. My Boss: I would like a blueberry muffin, and I have the free coffee coupon you gave out last week. Cashier: You have to purchase something to use the coupon. My Boss: Yes, I know...I ordered a blueberry muffin as well. Cashier: Sir, previous day's purchases don't count. Before I continue, I should tell you, that my boss is the most even patient guy, I know. My Boss: Let's try this again...I would like to buy a blueberry muffin, and I have a coupon for a free coffee with the purchase... Cashier: Why didn't you say so? I thought my boss was going to kill this nipplehead. No wonder I ended up sick from the food...it's being made by morons.
  17. Her true identity has an incredible smile, and she is always noted for her sweetness.
  18. Fantastic Four, the girl hadn't seen it yet.
  19. Craig, if it was a B-side you have it.
  20. Monster Magnet - Millenium Masters
  21. Good for you Christoffer!!! That feeling like you've had the same exact experience before? Like you're going someplace new, and yet you get this incredible feeling of...Damn, I've been here before, on a day just like today...and everything about feels beyond familiar. I read a book once, don't ask me the name. But it was about the possibility that everything we do, we've already done. Meaning that everything is on a big loop and it all goes back to the beginning of time and starts all over again after a certain point.
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