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IT HAS ARRIVED!!! I HAVE IT!!! The receptionist just handed it to me!!! True Coolness Has Found Me In The END!!!

I was pretty shocked too...somehow my suggestion of strangulation didn't go over to well. The next comment was equally ridiculous... To me she said: "If you had been around more, instead of off with your wife...maybe this wouldn't have happened." To preface this, when I left home at 18 for college(she and my brother took that shit personally, like I was abandoning them)I came home for a year, because my parents asked me to, but I moved out a year later...she took it very hard. So naturally, my lack of availability was going to be somehow part of the issue. Gotta love my Dad, his response to her statement, was "Well, yeah you could have spent more time with your sister." He was just a little to eager to avoid the blame cannon.

My steak has to be medium rare...my burger has to done. Prime Rib is juiciest, and at it's most tender, medium rare.

Just sit back and watch, this one is going to be one for the history books. Keep the positivity flowing and it'll be alright.

While We Were Hunting Rabbits - MG

Just gave me a backwards compliment. I think...

The Patriots losing to the Colts...mad suckiness.

I voted last week, via absentee ballot. We Will Barack You!!!!

The Spinners - Rubberband Man

Wow, Sarah's back. The Cure - More Than This

I get this dillhole

Is a pretty talented singer/songwriter

Strangely enough I have a similar problem with my MP3 player...I'm A window will not play. The CD is fine.

You can do it Dave, it's quick, easy, painless.

A plain bagel toasted twice with lox, capers, onions, tomatoes, and lox spread. A banana, and a cold hard plum(Getting harder to find and more expensive)

I used to give blood. I can't anymore because of diabetes. However, it's really quite simple. 1) You fill out some paperwork 2) The tie off your arm 3) the find a vein 4) The stick the needle in 5) They give you some juice and a cookie Takes less than 10 mins.

X-MEN 2!!! Full of Wolverine coolness.

All of the Dead Zombie movies. It takes a lot to scare me...I mainly just sit and laugh. The House On Haunted Hill was cool though. But the Nightmare movies, and the Jason movies, are like comedies to me.

Okay, now that's just cool. I'm always shocked by how few people know who the hell Mother Love Bone was. I put Stardog Champion on the warmup disc for my team, and almost half of them wanted to know who it was.

Ribs and Fries, and mozz sticks at applebys

A bass played by Geddy Lee, A guitar Played by Alex Leifson, A drumkit used by Neil Peart, and the same goes for Van Halen, the Cure, MGB, and DMB.

Screaming Trees - Nearly Lost You

Okay...Texans don't fuck around when it comes to meat. Those small steaks are the size of a buick, and just as tender and juicy as all get out. And, it's spelled Houston, Dave.

I have three bouncy balls in my office. I got them at a dollar store.

Okay, he's a funny fucker.