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Your Dad must know my Dad...

Top 5 Drummers: 1) Neil Peart 2) John Bonham 3) Carter Beauford 4) Alex Van Halen 5) Ian Browne

Walk Softly And Carry A Big Stick - Teddy Roosevelt I will always be the worst - You know who Dick, Pussy, Snot, and Shit, Good Night - Eddie Murphy

Chitlins on Pizza After I finish a jar of Kosher Dill pickles, I sip on the juice(Not a lot at once(That's a helluva a lot of salt) Sardines in Olive Oil, doused with hot sauce on Triscuits Cracker Cheese Combos and Reeses Pieces together

I love it, I laugh til I cry. My favorite episode was the "Return of Martin Luther King" I almost wet myself.

Bite my shiny metal ass!!! Bending makes the world go round

Let me revise that...as I had to do it this morning... Direct from the home office in Butt, Montana: The Top 5 reasons why to stay in bed: 5) Shit!!! IT'S FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE!!! 4) Driving to a job I hate, is a fucking waste of my time!!!! 3) Because Any job worth doing, is best done in bed. 2) DID I MENTION THAT IT"S FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE!!! JESUS!!!! 1) There's an incredibly, hot, tall, blonde, blue eyed, Angel in here with me...(Life can be pretty good sometimes)or in Kevin's case a cute, dark-haired, brown-eyed girl, (GOOD GRIEF, CHARLIE BROWN!!!) Happy Monday!!!!

I second this nomination....

I remember that, it was kick ass!!!

If you find anything, let me know. I really like this.

Loser!!!! Hmmmm is PathetiSad a word???

This is too funny...I voted Ninjas...Stealth all the way...

I'm glad you had a great trip... To quote Snoop Dogg, "I Make Money, and I really don't love ho's" Glad you steered clear of the Pro's... Even gladder to hear that you're seeing someone. :-)

The Last Starfighter

LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!!!

"Second star to the right, and straight on til morning" - Capt. Kirk "Homey don't play dat" - Homey da Clown "The shitter was full" - Cousin Eddie (Christmas Vacation) "You're, stoned and drunk, and you think you can get away with this???" - My HS VP on a day I clearly should have slept it off... "At least I don't hide my bottle in a drawer, now go find yourself a breathmint, check my GPA., and Go Fuck Yourself." - My response "Your smart ass mouth, just wrote a check your ass can't cash, king shit." - My Dad, a few seconds before a fat lip, a black eye, and two bruised ribs were hand delivered to me...

Top 5 reasons to stay in bed: 5) It's too damned cold 4) Work is a waste of my time 3) Because any good job should be doable from bed 2) There's an incredibly, hot, tall, blonde, blue eyed, Angel in here with me...(Life can be pretty good sometimes) 1) Did I mention it's too goddamned cold?????

Thank you Christine *WAAHOO*!!!!

Stand and Deliver

I guess it "depends" on how bad you need them...

You're right.

I read the same things, all new car models are like that... I bought the Jeep instead, and have been happy ever since...

Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick!!!!!! Top Five Science fiction TV Shows of All Time 5)Star Trek Voyager/Deep Space 9(tie) 4)Star Trek 3)Star Trek The Next Generation 2)Battlestar Galactica (The New Series) 1)Battlestar Galactica (The Original Series)

I hit 300!!!! YAY

I am twitching like cornholio with excitement!!!! VERY VERY CLEVER INDEED!!!