jesuisspatula

I chilled with NinjaStyle, w00t

You're my hero... well, unless they are Usher shirts...

Lego pwns.

Damn right, I used to go on the teeter totter with her...yeah, that usually resulted in me sitting on the ground. O_o

BURN TO THE CHOIRBOYS! Yeah, point taken though...

All I ever have are band t-shirts so it is pretty much next to impossible for me to wear more than one thing from the same band... but I think it just makes you look like a retard, especially if your 14 or under and it is simple plan or GC merch.

my favourite is the one with saturn and the water.

That was more than slightly amusing. I want some neo nazis to make a clothesline out of.

40 year old virgin, only because it is funnier...but nothing beats the granny on wedding crashers. 'Rug munching dyke!' What are your intentions with Sydney? And how does that make you feel?

Man, stop posting pictures of my lesbian lover! I shall come after you if someone begins cyber-stalking her. Don't worry, you're still my number one cyber-lesbian-lover sydney. CHRISTINA FOR PRIME MINISTER! Just add an extra box on your ballot with 'Christina Smyth' or 'WalrusMeat' written beside it and we'll be good to go! Sydney...make some reasons for them to vote for me.

I grew to enjoy CSI:MIAMI but NY is pushing it...

Hmm, I don't know, I mean it does sound pretty legit. But who's ever heard of a beaver?

I have carpentry skills you freaky styley ninja woman!

Oh you bet! I will mop that floor until it can be mopped no longer because it is all peeling and sick, then I will refinish is and mop it some more!

Sydney and I were wandering about a mall a few months back and there was this little girl, couldn't have been more than 7, wearing a tiny, TINY, miniskirt, tight pink shirt, fishnets, heels, and to top it all off she was talking on a cell phone! We were both slightly disgusted. Kids these days disgust me, but there is nothing we can really do about it...I'm sure we all disgusted the generation before us, and the one before them and so on.

not too much, we are just discussing how pirate women need large chests...so I suppose I shall be a transvestite mopper of the poop-deck.

hah! Fuck chests. I can hop fences without worrying about getting my 'bra' caught on it, unlike some large chested people I know!

Yeahh, just use all my money to buy yourself and your friends corsets and plastic surgery! Pah! hmm...Do you want to get matching breast implants?

But of course, and I am to be leader of this party as it is and always has been my destiny to become Prime Minister of Canada. VOTE CHRISTINA! and MaryAnn for pope.

Now all you need is a good pirating song that you can sing while rummaging through ladies corsets looking for money and such.

shut up, I'm a n00b.

Rhinoceros Party platform __________________________________________________ _________________________________________ Bryan Gold of the Rhinoceros Party described the party platform as two feet high and made of wood. "My platform is the one I'm standing on." A candidate named Ted "not so" Sharp ran in Flora MacDonald's Ontario riding with the campaign slogan "Fauna, not flora", promising to give fauna equal representation. Sharp's platform on the then-controversial abortion issue was clear: "If elected, I promise to never have an abortion." Party Member (and singer) Michel Rivard once went on tv (during free air time given to political party) and stated: "I have but two things to say to you: Celery and Sidewalk. Thank you, good night." The Rhinos have also promised to break every promise (a platform plank they claim has been copied and put into execution by the mainstream parties) and have promised, if elected, to immediately demand a recount. Other platform promises released by the Rhinoceros Party included: Repealing the law of gravity, Reducing the speed of light because it's much too fast, Paving the province of Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot, Providing higher education by building taller schools, Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages, Offering to retrain those constituents who want to become illiterate by enrolling them in a state educational institution, Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset, or moving them one metre west as a make-work project, Legalising pot. And pans. And spatulas. And other kitchen utensils, Building sloping roads and bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could "coast from coast to coast", Responding to the energy crisis, reducing energy costs for transportation by moving the cities of Montr