RicardoObviouso

i've used that one a few times. i have another one. just this past christmas,my best buddy from high school and i got together and pretty much drank from the 18th to the 26th every day. on the 26th, there was supposedly $2.25 pints at this bar very close to his house and like two blocks from my aunt's. we got there and the special wasnt on because of the holidays, but we decided to stay anyways. about four hours later and just about $200 deep, we decide to leave. we both COMPLETELY hammered. and had already been this -> <- close to a fight with some punk and had a run in with a super drunk chick who was at first hitting on us, then telling us that her husband would come kick our asses. we leave, and walk down the street... he decides to kick a fence... and it tips over, of course this fills us both with a little testosterone, and i pull on this credenza and the hole fucking thing tips over and crashes through another persons fence... my buddy runs to the end of the block and kicks down ANOTHER fence, and when i get there i realize its my aunt's house. he had smashed down her fence. anyways, he takes off and i try to repair her fence completely trashed. so i fix it as best i can, and i walk to the front door because i decided to say merry christmas. i walk through the door and my cousin and her are sitting in the living room upstairs. my cousin goes into his suite and brings me a christmas gift, its a terrycloth robe. usually i would have been all "thanks" but i was drunk, so i was just loving the thing. i put it on and wore it around the house. i told my aunt to fuck off a couple times (i never swear around her) and passed out on her couch in the family room. at about 4am i wake up and puke all over her floor, all over my new robe, and all over the blanket i'm using. i drag them both to the washroom, throw them in the tub, and go back to bed. the next morning i wake up and see the puke all over the floor, so i wash it up. about 45 minutes later the guys' whos fences we destroyed are walking up and down the block surveying the damage. i guess i had told my aunt and cousin that my buddy had tipped their fence, so i went out to aplogize to the neighbours and offer to pay to get it fixed. the guy proceeds to tell me "i saw about 4 young punks running up and down the block smashing bottles and ripping up the fences, i chased them down the block but they took off" and he helps me better repair my aunt's fence. i obviously kept my mouth shut. anyways, i left shortly after and about two weeks i get a call from my aunt telling me that the second bathroom stunk, so she went into it and found the blanket and robe in the tub (which i completely forgot about), covered in two week old puke.

tv adam. while you were studying the dictionary and reading encyclopedia encarta 1994, we were watching excellent cartoons.

on paper it is. i heard you got the mouf of a gangsta

"i'm canada's biggest hockey fan because i once traded one passionate night with keira knightley and angelina jolie for a tie domi autographed band-aid"

i never said i was going to be the administrator. i simply offered a choice in penetrable tools.

i voted for bridgette because she had a hockey themed wedding. the pastor wore a referee jersey!

lack capacity to what? admit something? that doesnt take capacity, it takes self respect and a little thing called ego.

why must world politics be involved in sport?

i LOVE sneezing... except for when i'm actually sick, because then it hurts.

i've been known to say that once in a while, myself.

i'm allergic to powdered milk. or at least that's what i told my camp counsellor when i went to summer camp one year. they were all "wtf?"

yeah, but not in the same context. so funk off

a larger penis

i ran away to greece once. i met the most gorgeous woman ever named theonicia, brought her back to vancouver and the rest is history.

probably. i was mildly obsessed with her for a while.

FUNK FUNKIN FUNKER FUNKERT FUNKERTY thats pretty much it for now.

yeah....... me too.

so sexy.

total cougar and she's an "executive assistant". she freaks when i call her secretary.

you'll like them better when you role-play them. trust.

i will when i get near my laptop.

no idea. when the computer refuses to do something i ask it to, i either shut her down and walk away, or give up. but take my word for it, it was better.

i've been using it a lot lately. my secretary hates when i swear, and its become second nature for me... so second nature that i began to do it without hesitation in front of small children and clients. so now i say funkin. PLUS, i watched fubar, and when they are drunk and out vandalizing, one of the guy's writes "tron funkin blow" in spraypaint on the sidewalk, which i thought was entirely hilarious.

i had a better one, but it wouldnt let me put it on.

thats just something to keep me motivated to come here.