RicardoObviouso

computers can be dangerous. especially yahoo. thats where dateline sets up its traps to lure old men into picking up 14 year olds and exposing them every saturday evening. fucking hilarious.

all that fuckin info and not a single picture to show all the other interested nfers

whats funnier is you tried it.

www.pichostnbjxchange.com i hear they're good.

option #2: dont start a flickr page.

thats a fairly large responsibility to undertake.

the last westjet flight i went on, the pilot came on and said "hi folks. i'm the guy flying the plane today. just so you know, we have reached a cruising altitude of xx,xxx feet, with the windchill factor, we have an outside temperature of -30* centigrade, so keeping that in mind, please keep your arms and legs inside the cabin for the duration of the flight."

theres a few varations. definetly brilliant. there's a new fedex one where theres two guys stressed in a "think tank" like room with a box and a flowchart that says Canada -----> Germany. they are stressing because they cant find a way to get the box from here to there and they're role playing as client and shipper to find a way to ship it. the guy says "ok, lets start over. you dont know me, i dont know you" guy#1: hi, i need to get this box from canada to germany guy#2: *long pause* IMPOSSIBLE. fedex. all you need.

ahhh, the art (or not?) of choosing a name. i'm willing to start a petition to have the album named avalanche II.

uhh, they're called flight attendants now. and the only good looking ones seem to be on british airways.

exactly. the 4runner and the pathfinder are so similar anyways, i dont blame you.

better... closer.... warmer my list 5. (bruce willis in the cab, cab driver asks him what his name "butch" means:) I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit. 4. if you give that nimrod fifteen hundred dollars i'm gonna shoot him on general principle 3. don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master. 2. am i a ********? are we in inglewood? no... you're in my home. white people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to. 1. let's not start sucking each other's cocks just yet.

it wasnt that good.

no he was the guy who came to jimmy's house (quentin) to help clean up the mess in the car. you know when vincent is talking to the dude in the backseat and accidently blows his head off? mr. wolfe, he solves problems, drove the NSX.

thats pretty fuckin elaborate. you're like mr. wolfe from pulp fiction. except you dont say funny things like "lets not suck each other cock's just yet"

i'm trying to do this negative reinforcement thing. every time she sees one, i tell her a sad story about something that might make her cry, like stillborns or her dad having a heart attack. eventually she'll hate them.

no, its women you need not get involved with. girls are easy.

either way its ugly and the only way it will show up in my driveway is if i get refused sex.

Nigga, please. I'm in university. I sincerely hope the irony of that statement isn't lost on you. fuck, i love you. edit: im still laughing at that last bit

i thought it was a distastfully customized hummer H3 the first time i saw it

chris, the last infiniti i liked was the QX45, basically the upscale version of the popular pathfinder of the same era/body style. i think the last good year was 2003 then they completely revamped it and now it looks like a minivan. '01-'03 certified-used go for less than $35g, but certified or not, i dont like buying used cars. chad, the RX from lexus isnt bad, but it reminds me of the buick rendezvous and the acura mdx. i will NOT buy a hybrid vehicle until they're mandatory, although there is ONE car being produced, called the tesla roadster... orders are still being taken for this car that runes purely on electricity, and its 230ft lbs of torque are available at 0 RPM, PLUS it looks like a lotus with more room. long story short, its a fuckin little rocket (theres an article all about it on ROBB Report). its less than $100g so if i can get an order in, i will be kissing the bimmer goodbye. although i told myself i would never spend a hundred grand on a car until after i turned 30. the very worst part about my decision right now is that my girlfriend is obsessed with toyota and she adamant on trying out the new FJ Cruiser.

spot-on.

you know what they say, ignorance is islam

you're islamic and you dont know it

most people are in it to either make extra money or pay off their mortgage, i'm not... and it's reflected in the price. either way, the place is rented from today until jan 1. i'll be looking for someone from jan 1 - april 1. then to redo a lease agreement without furnishings.