RicardoObviouso

if you must... but please leave the 8 years worth of porn intact.

FIfiFv8i weird.

weird doesnt even begin to describe it.

you know what i did? i said "call the hotel, cancel the reservation and we'll go home" and that's exactly what we did.

oh that's fuckin hilarious ...and for MY paste: http://www2.sportsnet.ca/blogs/martine_gai...tirement_plans/

before i take credit i should say this: we left for portland at around 3:30 this afernoon after booking a rather nice hotel right downtown. we dont even get to seattle and she changes her mind again! now we're at home. she's in bed and not talking to me. oh to be a woman who always has the comfort of knowing (thinking) she can have 'it all'.

consider me set

nevermind... convinced her to go.

i have two tickets to the portland winter-hawks game against the vancouver giants. section 115 row N seats 8 and 9 waiting for me at willcall. my girlfriend decided she didnt want to go anymore, so i offer them for sale to whoever wants them. $46 USD. you transfer me the funds, i transfer the name on the tickets into yours. game is Saturday November 25th at 7:30pm @ Portland Memorial Coliseum.

it seems like this time of the year everyone is handing out "best of..." awards. i figured if someone had the time and patience to go through the best of '06s posts, or if one post in particular comes to mind, post it here, and then we can do a poll on "best post of 2006" either way, being the egotistical son of a bitch that i am, i nominate my "what you can do with $250,000" post found on page 29 of the complaint thread. or here

is it just a terrible coincidence that your biography appears as a "big jumbled pile of shit"?

i torched all my tour posters when he kicked jen out of bed.

- the common response first heard centuries ago when Sir William F Sarc invented it and put the first spin on what would have been normally considered a typical conversation.

i want to do dirty dirty things to your sexy body

put a hard top and an some m power in it and its alright ;).

click to see a good day go completely sideways.

hey, she probably had a really hairy bush. i'm not sure they had razors back in that time. and your actions are out of sequence. you'd push her down the stairs THEN fuck her. tenderized meat is easier to manouver.

i wholeheartedly agree.

it sounds so...... beat poet.

totally. i love how he stalls it at the end. "and i just cant pull it off..........alone" awesome. mine has got to be "this ain't real baby, i've got a better excuse for myself"

well i know a few english women on vacation that wouldnt have minded tearing you apart.

mr blonde michael madsen or greasy scumbag modern day michael madsen? (either one is fine. he's crazy dirty sexy.) also, none of those people really resemble each other. do you change your look often? the girl who said it was thinking along the lines of 'species' era. as far as changing looks, i dont really do it that often, but when my hair grows a bit or i dont shave, i look like a completely different person. my girlfriend is the one who told me people thought i was tom cruise/russel crowe, and she thinks they said it just because they thought i was good looking and wanted to compare me to someone they thought was good looking. i certainly dont see any resemblance. adora... ive been told i look like todd on numerous occassions, especially when im playing hockey. ben affleck i think two seperate occassions, but both within a few days of each other. its weird.

i have been told i look like the following: tom cruise russel crowe todd bertuzzi ben affleck michael madsen ryan phillipe ...among others

thats a DAMN good question. i'm gonna let the pros take care of this one. pros....

thats fuckin gold.