RicardoObviouso

i believe jesus' mom was named mary.

i'd fuck madonna

i say no.

well said.

and if you keep this up, soon you'll be out.

so are korean whores.

that sounds about right... although for some reason the number in my mind was closer to $400.

good hair straighteners are fuckin expensive. i will never forget that.

why dont they get in front of the camera then?

wasnt that one of the notes from "weapon" music video? not sure. but they are definitely matthew's words

probably 2-3 litres. what do you want for christmas?

usually i wait til the last minute, but i was mildly afraid of one particular gift selling out quickly, so i bought it a two weeks ago and its been sitting in the trunk ever since. i'll probably do the rest next week. i buy only for my gf, our son and my gf's brother-in-law, so its fairly low key. i always try to find really exclusive or "undiscovered" stuff for gf, and that is time consuming. for our son, i'll probably get him this airport set that he fell in love with a few weeks ago, along with one of those giant boxes of cars that hotwheels puts out every christmas.. and the gift in the trunk is a buzz lightyear toy.

i could go on and on. what turns you off?

i had no idea he was 84.

I make league min and i bawl out of control. i would be a danger to society if i made 6 shmill a year. Paul Bissonette

CONAN. favorite non alcoholic beverage?

did anyone see SNL this weekend? thanksgiving dinner scene.

very. when will the madness end?

the matthew good online community is responsible for a quality number of notches on my bedpost.

i was 15. my first time was a one night stand. weird way to start. anyways, im glad i did it because the next girl i slept was happy that i had "experience" because she had no idea what to do.

the hurt locker. if you could choose only one channel on tv for the rest of your life. what would it be?

scavenger hunt at the botanical gardens?

c'mon guys. amateur porn exchange.

why on earth wouldn't you preset your google maps to "WALKING TIME"

is that 14 minutes drive, transit or walk?