RicardoObviouso

bingo. people that are not in touch with me in the real world are not in touch with me for a reason. i prefer to control who comes and goes from my life as well as the information they keep regarding my day to day activities. if you don't know my email address, phone number, marital status, net worth, mood, vitals, or profession -- its because i don't want you to. facebook goes against my beliefs of a closely guarded privacy.

carmelina is an avenue in los angeles. matt was staying at a hotel in l.a. while writing audio of being, every time he looked out the window he saw the street sign and wrote a song about it.

ok, so say you're a siamese twin and it's your birthday. your twin brother is gay and his boyfriend is coming over to celebrate but you've only got one ass. exactly.

i did and its official. burn this fucker down, anton.

i tried it, but it didn't look right.

Heywood Jablome damn, i should have added that.

when they played vancouver years ago and sang "rain down" then it started raining..... that was rather trippy.

and to think you wouldn't originally let me do "fuck pony"

hey, if i was on a stroll in a forrest and had a gun, i'd be inclined to shoot anything.

...you were saying?

sure, we can throw it in the mix...

pussy control is awesome. it looks like snatch catcher is going to win, so i might have to do a second round with just the two.

this guy is totally trying to rack up the NF$

who the fuck picked "shotty"?

i've got to say... you've only posted ten times and so far every single one of them sucks. let's hope you can turn things around really quick.

ooooh, i likey!

madonna.

dave married tamara and they just recently had a baby boy. a friend of dave and i got 'arrested' at their wedding reception.

i'm bored with m. smithee so, i'm going to open the polls with these options above (pick 'other' if you suggest something in your post). I will use either the best suggestion (if i recieve any) or the winner of the lot listed above next monday morning. go.

my girlfriend is a socialite.

everybody have fun tonight everybody wang chung tonight

his book is called "hold her arms, i'll go first" and it's a romantic comedy. i'm jokinnggggg. ....it's called "spit on it you're tearing me". it's a drama. i'm jokingggggg. it's called "your mothers a cunt". it's a musical. i'm jokingggg

priskie is a set decorator and it pays more than touring with a popular canadian musician.

if someone can find some screen shots from the video for 'low' by the foo fighters, post it.

i dreamt i was a famous electronica dj and after my girlfriend and i left a show, we stepped outside and saw a leopard sneaking up on a little girl. my dog ran after it to scare it off and the leopard ended up chasing my dog around a park and killing it. i found my dog struggling to get up all soaked with blood, trying to say something to me. fucking freaked me out.