RicardoObviouso

one time my best friend thought it would be a good idea to replace his moms inscense with a sparkler. he stayed at my place for a while after that.

once upon a time (4 months ago) i didnt give a shit about cell phones, and to be honest, i even tried to find a really shitty one that wouldnt cause me any grief if i dropped it. i have no idea what happened.

Uh actually, you're paying 410. You're LOSING 100 bucks on the other phone, not making 180. Sure, 180 is going into your pocket, but 280 left it. its all about return, my friend. i'm getting something worth $499 plus tax for $310 including it. i'm selling my old one that i bought for $280 for $180. $310-$180 is $130. you've never owned a car or anything of value, have you?

its called the motorola L7 SLVR. i had the L6 which looks identical except in silver, but it was tri band and didnt work too good in my house. plus i dropped it a few times and the back casing a little shaky, which is totally annoying. this is the updated version and apparently it has all the newest shit in it, which i dont really care for, as i just want it to fit in my pants without showing a buldge, and for it to work in my home. i paid $310 including shipping and im selling my L6 for $180 (which i paid $280 for in feb) so im really only paying $130 for a $500 phone... i guess thats why i'm really good at what i do.

its unlocked. and i won it. its alll mine. fuckers.

i'm 3 minutes away from winning this phone on ebay... i've been trying to get my hands on this for almost a week.

you provide all the pertinent info, and i will mail you a starbucks card.

i had a vanilla latte this morning... but only because i needed change and i hate asking for it.

i havent even picked up that fucking guitar since i got it.

predrinking alone is ok because you're doing it on the basis that you will be drinking with people in the very near future. plus its kind of fashionable to show up to a place solo and already be half cut. people take you more seriously. i, myself never go to party or any kind of social gathering without a couple of tanqueray 10 and 7s under my belt. totally relaxes me and takes the edge off.

i was sent a link to some myspace chick who parties every fucking night, and on the nights that she doesnt, she writes some HUGE excuse on why she didnt go that night. fucking brutal.

i want to open a bar and call it "the dive" have you ever had absinthe? holy jesus.

the bar at UBC is called 'the pit'. i'm pretty sure it's a cafeteria turned bar... i ended up there one night and there in the middle of the empty dance floor stood a drunk/stonedonwhatever guy doing a TERRIBLE drunk variation of the robot.. for all to see. i hadnt seen that many flash bulbs going off since the symphony of fire.

and since its leather wrapped does that mean i'm kinky, too?

i just love how he's like "no wait, something else"

just found out i'm going up on sunday for the day, monday i have a big meeting and yeah, im getting the S2000 signed over to me, then back up tuesday with the voda girl. the guy with the S2000 came by, i sat in it (fell in love right away) then drove it. apparently in order to enjoy the S2000 you have to really enjoy driving with a manual transmission... it requires your hand to be constantly on the shifter. also a big fan of the digital everything display. the only thing i regret about the C55 is the fact that its has bluetooth. nothing better than saying "call marlie!" while driving down the road and having the car dial my office number and subsequently hearing my secretary through the sound system. shoulda seen my buddy's face when i said "CALL!" and the music cut out and it asked for the number.

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where the hell is this arcade you speak of? and does the user have the ability to trash talk other users in real-time?

thats what you get when you tie up all your extra cash with lindros and allison.

my gear seldom leaves whistler.

i love the okanagan. i call it the okay-and-again. because as soon as i leave i want to go back.

no man. fiddy.

no man... pay the party bitches to clean. in my first place, we used to pay between $10-$20 for a full cleansing... bathroom included.

what is this, a thread for a 50 cent show?

whoa. i was quoted 5 times on that one comment. maybe i SHOULD fire one up.