RicardoObviouso

i'll be there pickpocketing peoples NF$

how is light reflecting into one's eye a fiasco? i figured a disco ball fell on someone... fuck you should go work for cnn or something. apply for the available position of "manager of blowing things way out of proportion"

TEQUILA IS EVIL THE CIA IS EVIL THINK ABOUT IT after i saw that, i got that silk screened onto a t-shirt. i fucken love it.

a part of me hopes they ARE on the rocks, so i might have a chance to swoop in. i've had dreams about that woman.

is leaving a city that you love to live on a resort island off the coast of spain worth it if relocating your life and business makes you more successful? minus equals more (img removed by itchy)

lounge music. did you notice prior to now that prometheon had the first post on each of the last three pages?

by mistake, numerous times. do you rely on a calculator for simple math?

pictures of my penis have... but not a full body shot... so i guess if it came down to it, i could deny that it was me. have you ever caught someone red-handed?

occassionally. after 136 pages, have any questions been repeated?

which means sfa when it comes to anything with a non-appreciative value. if you buy something and use it for any given amount of time, is it, at the end of usage, worth the money you paid? no. especially when it comes to such things as consumer electronics, which can be rendered obsolete in as little as a few months.

i know theres still time... but how about this... ATTN: vancouverites with a second ticket want to go to one of the shows for free? post here.

....wtf?

obviously get looked at. its your body and you have to deal whats going on in that head of yours every day. i dont know the whole story, but what it seems to me is just your attitude is in the wrong place. you said you think about things too much and you're naturally pessimistic. everybody has to deal with the daily stresses of life, only your positive mental attitude can get you through it.

you're on a roll.

ahhh the good old days.

$40 tax and $20 ($70 if i want it 2-3 days, which i did) shipping... so to answer your question, no.

yesterday after work i decided i wanted to watch the hockey game at a local bar. i usually just watch at home with buddies or whatever, but i felt like having a few drinks, and at this particular bar, when the canucks score, pints are $1. last night the canucks scored 7 goals. plus i had 3 pints of guiness before that. thats 10 beers. usually 5 or 6 gets me drunk. 10, depending on the day, and i usually have to take a time-out or i puke. anyways, the new girl came with me. we were sitting there and she looks over and says "oh my god" then nothing. i say "huh?" and she says "ok, a couple years ago i was with a couple friends over at this guy's house because she wanted to get with him, and it was like 4am. i fell asleep on the couch and i woke up to that guy over there feeling me up... i told him to stop but he kept trying to cuddle up next to me til i told my friend and she got me out of there.... but i'm not 100% sure its him" wasn't a big deal to me, kind of pissed me off that a guy like that got away with someone like that, but whatev.. the past is the past and most guys are losers. about 30 minutes go by and i'm atthe bar collecting my $1 beer. the guy is standing RIGHT in front of me and his jacket says "unbreakable" right away im thinking i should just fucking work this guy 1. because hes a creeper 2. because anyone who blatantly calls themself unbreakable should get broken on principle alone and 3. because i used to play hockey with this guy like 6 years ago and we DID NOT get along. i go back to the table and i say "do you remember the guy's name?" and she says "yeah its....." and then draws a blank. i say "leighton?" and she says "YEAH, leighton scott". its the guy. i tell her my story about him and now shes adament that i kick his ass. i'm already a little drunk, which is bad because im probably more likely to fight (liquid courage, right?) and i think when i drink i get a bit stronger. then i think about if i did start a fight with him, what would the consequenses be? would i get charged with assault (or maybe something more serious) and would i get convicted? would onlookers take my side or his side? what if i underestimate him and he kicks MY ass? would my clothes get ruined (im wearing $210 pants at the time)... i decide that 1. im not drunk enough 2. i really dont care enough (if she was my fiance or full time girlfriend or it happened recently i would probably go for it no questions asked) 3. does he even remember? i dont end up doing anything about it. she gets mad and get this.... today shes all pissy walking around the office because of the whole situation. anyways, that was totally fucking long winded and i apologize because probably only adam will read the whole thing... but anyways... commentary? what would YOU have done? etc.

probably. but for that reason alone. ever had a thing for your friend's mom/dad?

i have terrible luck with cell phones of the flip variety.

yeah thats a fucking wicked song.

i didnt really feel like going until i saw the set-up at the venue. so anyone who has an extra ticket, or wants me as a date, post here.

girth matters

i believe that is what things like these are geared towards, whiuch is why they have such steep asking prices, but i really don't think it's the case for me... i think the main reason why i decided to obsess over this piece was because i pretty much always wear tailored pants and therefore anything in my pockets is noticeably lumpy. this phone is like 10mm thick... i sometimes forget which pocket its in. to be completely honest, i dont buy into the whole status symbol shit. yeah i love cars and clothes and all that, but more because of what it does for me in regards to fit and quality, and not what status it brings someone. if that was the case, i'd be saving for a bentley or a cadillac escalade and wearing t-shirts that said ARMANI ECHCHANGE all over them in big shiny silver letters for all to see.

no. i was joking.

shouldnt this be in the marketplace section. someone ban that fool.