RicardoObviouso

no. it means that the label they are signed to, is an independant company and likely not backed by a billion dollar budget and shit.

no. the new girl. my secretary is like 37, divorced and has absolutely no interest in a guy like me. plus shes professional... whereas the new girl just wants the dick all the time and has even gone as far as trying to straddle me in my office when no one's around.

i went to a house warming party last night. i was planning on taking it easy, but i ended up getiing comepletely smashed. i played a poker game with 5 other guys at $200 buy in. i won. drunk. never having played a full game of poker in my life. all i remember after that is going down the highway... then waking up at 4am with the new girl from my office beside me asking what my address was, then slamming my door as she left because i told her to go outside and look. then she text messaged me and told me she was crying and that i was a jerk. this morning i woke up and had $1200 in my pocket and what i thought to be the makings of a massive hangover... but im fine.

the pink panther theme has been playing in my head since day one.

i've always been a strong advocate of free stuff.

at $1 a beer, one usually looks past the taste. i went to a club last night that i had always known as 'the drink'. anyways its now called the 'red room' and it was mexican night. nothing but a bunch of drugged up spanish people and nasty fucking beer.

or just click the little red "x" and forget you ever came here

the damaged pieces have been shipped to wherever it is that audi's are assembled to get reupholstered in new audi leather, rims/tires are on order and i got $1350 for stereo allowance. i'm currently cruising about town in courtesy bimmer. 5th gear pops out all the time.

my dad died once.... everyone from "the propaganda machine" sent my mum flowers and a card. she was like "who the hell is 'careful catastrophe'?"

no. its a loan shark company that will finance anyone with a SIN. regardless of credit rating. the only good clause is that he can pay it off any time without penalty... i'm going to see if i can finance him so he can get out of the deal without losing the truck or $14,000.

the worst part is he got financed through Wells Fargo which is a loan sharking company... he did the push pull or drag sale thing so they gave him $4000 for his 91 POS. he financed $19,500 and he pays $477 a month for 72 months. thats over $34,000. which is fucking terrible, but not quite as scary as the fact that only $200 of the $477 paid every month is paying principal. yeah $277 every month is interest. he shit his pants when i sat him down to tell him that he got had by a financing company.

my buddy went in to key west ford to buy a 2003 mustang GT and left with a 2002 Ford F-150. i laughed in his face.

its my thread anyways... the author should be able to change the subject as they see fit... no?

Captive Bead Ring? Commodore Ballroom Amazing Acoustics in there! that will never happen with an acoustic show. he wouldnt be able to fill it. edit: i just read that he's playing at the vancouver east cultural center. this confirms my belief.

-i like the devil's music -if i seem lost or confused please call (1-800 number) -you might the king or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper thats all i can remember

montreal has been calling me as well, but for different reasons.

search it on google. its fucking long.

i wouldnt want to shocker any of the women on any of those teams... except cassie campbell and manone rheaume circa mid-late 90s.

please dont actually do it... you'll be incredibly disappointed at what less than $8 an hour will get you in one of the most expensive cities in the world.

what about zeppelin... "here's to my sweet satan"

yeah... its like when they found that one hidden message in a backwards song, and they spent the next 6 months going through every song in the entire catalogue of music. makes for fun times.

so basically you're completely unoriginal.

doctor or nutritionist or physiotherapist... basically anyone who cares about your nutrition or health.

thats brutal. but it reminds me of the day i discovered postsecret. i sat at my desk with another guy and we laughed at all the post cards... and we tried to think of one to send in. in the elevator to the mezzanine he came up with "sometimes i fantasize about how much it would hurt to cut my dick off". he made a postcard and sent it in. the only reason why i check back every week is to see if they added it.

done deal. i have it in writing, too. call me when you get into town.