Ravenous megin-sane

get it from coles

i bet you're biting your lip you want these chips so bad. these perfectly baked, naturally obsession chips.

i dont like delicious chips right now 'cause i keep eating them but i'm not hungry and i don't want anymore.

pet peeve: delicious chips. and time.

ha! who's naughty now!?

no, me being naughty would be to ask you to personally invade poland

hahaha i made that dirty in my head.

well that's reassuring

if you were my cat, would you look like hitler? more importantly, would you watch me dress? 'cause my cat does

of me or the cat? 'cause it was totally awesome for me.

yeah, 'cause you did it before and you were like "NO!!" remember?

my cat totally made out with me today. i was even playing hard to get and she was fucking throwing herself at me.

EEEEEEEEE ;)

you combine the vegetables and meat after they're both cooked. or if you're going to be wieners i can make my own! i just want fajitas!!!

"hi i'm lauren. i always post late" adam you better not do it. unless you talk to me so we can have one last stupid conversation before i leave

why are there so many cats that look like hitler?

one time this person came up to me with a package of cigarettes and was like "can i have some spare change?" and i was all "dude, maybe if you weren't holding cigarettes i'd have pity for you. besides i just bought this ice cream cone that is massively large with the last of my money"

the latest i have ever slept in was 5. in the evening. it was pretty awesome even though i was really sick. i still went to bed at 11 that night

i'm allergic to dairy.

teh format are uber catchy. i like what i've heard but i'm not going to make much of an effort to get more

what the fuck? you guys can have meat in yours. i don't mind. we just won't cook it with the vegetables. AIGHT?

ITS OKAY HE'S STILL BREATHING!

buddy wont wake up

i'm not getting involved.

don't have a beer. join the lovin'! edit: that was directed to kevin