Ravenous megin-sane

i would stick it in katy perry.

jackson square is where you go when it's really cold out, and you need a break. jackson square is where you go when you want to play frisbee on the roof with the guitarist for shania twain. jackson square is where you go when you're 8 years old and your mother needs to do some banking, and you know if you go with her you'll get fries from mcdonalds.

fuck yeah they do, AND they're vegan

banana is the best.

what's a wedding social?

*like* eight

that's the worst that's what she said i have ever heard

i just want to know what happened to charles' fiance or whatever and why he has a new girlfriend

ALAN WAKE, MOTHER FUCKERRRRR!!!

truth. 78

oh, i misunderstood what you meant by split the rent. it's from the same bank account. i didn't read the whole thread, just the last part haha. i believe you're common law after 6 months of living together, but we didn't claim it for our taxes until this year

michael and i both pay rent and are common law. i also got more back because of it.

i just finished abraham lincoln: vampire hunter and it was awesome. now i'm ready the bfg.

your bad habit should be putting commas where you pause in a sentence. it's not the same thing.

the drinking game on the against me! dvd. you watch the dvd and drink everytime you see the one guy in the crowd. it's awesome 'cause you get to drink a lot and listen to great music. the more you drink the more pumped you are about the music. win!

when i was 18, i went to see al gore speak with a company i was working with that my mother also working at and i had 2 beers and was fucking pumped. everyone was all 'it just really opens your eyes, you know? i just feel like i need to get out and do something for the environment' and i was all 'shut your fucking mouth' what was the most terrible thing you've ever said or done whilst hammered?

not really. the odd time, but mostly it leads to sexy time. i wouldn't mind some more making out, but since we do it so much we'd pretty much be kissing all day. which i wouldn't have a problem with but it's hard to make a living like that. hard, but not impossible. how often do you have sex?

http://www.youtube.com/user/PianoChatImprov

THERE ARE TWO OF THESE FUCKING THREADS?!

yes yes yes, si vous plait

it'd be cool but if it wasn't put together right it would fucking suck

this is the. best. thing. ever.

i totally could! if i was able to, i'd get a much bigger portrait on my arm

that is the funniest thing i have ever seen

ME! I DON'T HAVE $25, OKAY! asshole.