Eternal Sunshine/brain Candy

[Crusader]

i think it's time for brannigan's law.

[ecnarf]

I have a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif?

 

Sexlexia.

[Crusader]

i miss futurama.

 

You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

[ecnarf]

The most important thing is to never let the enemy see your pieces.

 

EDIT: VELOUR

Edited June 20, 2007 by ecnarf

[Crusader]

kiff, come feel this. it's velour.

 

 

SHAM PAG EHN

[ecnarf]

Sham what now?

 

Nixon's back, baby.

[Crusader]

just say champagne like zapp would.

 

and oh man, i've got the captain's itch right now.

[ecnarf]

Ah, sham-pag-nee.

 

Well, I have studied a broad or two...

[Crusader]

oh man. whens the new futurama out

[ecnarf]

Are there going to be new ones?

[Crusader]

thats what i heard a long time ago.

 

i forgot how good diehard 3 was

[ecnarf]

Something about a movie I heard.

[Crusader]

i think i should split this thread but i think this shit adds so much more to it.

[ecnarf]

Oh, it definitely does.

[Computer]

after reading 10 pages

 

why?

[ecnarf]

BECAUSE WE CAN.

[Crusader]

take the pill and read it again.

[ecnarf]

Then it'll turn into a feed back loop a la eternal sunshine.

[Crusader]

will we all fall in and out of love?

[ecnarf]

With enough liquor, yes.

[Crusader]

im going to write a facebook app that randomly selects people from your friends list and then blocks and deletes them.

 

they'll get a message a la eternal sunshine saying that the person has erased them from their memory.

[ecnarf]

Dude. letters.

 

More expensive, sadly.

[Crusader]

i promised a few people i'd write them a letter but i never got around to it.

[ecnarf]

What a woman.

[Crusader]

i'm the man in this relationship, remember that kiddo.