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Wendy's Makes Me Hard

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I believe my mouth just had an orgasm watching that Wendy's commercial for the two beef patties plus mushrooms plus cheese plus I think bacon burger. Due to lousy advertising (or my poor attention span) I forgot the name of it. I fear that, when ordering one, I will walk up to the cashierperson and say something like "I want that ultimate you guys have been advertising lately. And make it a double." and thoroughly embarass myself.

 

I must have one. And I will report back once I have. In fact, I have mostly forgotten of what low quality Wendy's beef patties are.

Edited by Crusader
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I doubt it was the bacon mushroom melt. It's a new one. Sadly, I have only recently come to the realization (via pizza and the science of glutamic acid) that mushrooms kick ass, so I've never had one.

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are you sure it's not the bacon mushroom melt and they're just bringing it back again?

it is so yummy

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Nah, this is different. It's that commercial talking about "the middle", and how they have this bacon-mushroom-cheese mixture in between two hamburger patties.

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IT'S A STEAKHOUSE DOUBLE MELT.

 

Oh sweet merciful jesus they have caramelized onions. Who wants to join me for lunch tomorrow? We'll make it a gala event.

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Nonsense. I will sport a stovepipe hat, a monocle and a walking stick, and you will have to match.

 

"I hereby order two steakhouse double melts to be accompanied by one frosty."

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Haha! One time I ordered a bunch of junk at wendys and the girl at the counter asked me if I wanted a "dink" tray. Freudian slip!

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Fun fact: A google image search for wendy winds up with a serious amount of porno.

there's a whore house in antigua called "wendy's snackette" and its the exact same logo as the fast food chain.

 

 

the best part is its located no less than a block away from the police station.

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Jesus...the girl is going to Guatemala in November...I didn't want to go...but I'm sure some of the men going on that trip would love to hear about that.

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Wendy's Sucks Big Moose Cocks...ewwwwww

You generally have a point. Their beef patties, despite the claims of being "FRESH!", aren't too good. And despite everything being freshly made just for you, they always have tomato in there that makes everything soggy and without as much taste as there should be.

 

Like seriously. Tomatoes have anti-flavour.

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You know, I have been trying to figure that shit out for years...how the fuck do you suck the flavor out a freakin Tomato.

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