I Used To Believe...

[hum-an-ole]

This childhood beliefs website has some pretty funny stories. I thought some of you might enjoy it.

[ecnarf]

I used to believe that, even if there was a god, that he would give a shit about the minutiae my parents cared about so much.

 

Oh, also, that sex, drugs and rock and roll were baaaaaaaaad.

 

EDIT: Some of those are pretty gaytarded.

Edited May 28, 2007 by ecnarf

[hum-an-ole]

I used to believe that when my mom said "show your teeth!" when taking a picture, that she actually just wanted me to show my teeth, not smile. All pictures of myself in the early years are ridiculous, I don't know how she didn't catch on that I was confused...

[ecnarf]

Perhaps she wanted the pictures to be ridiculous.

 

I mean, really, she has to be able to embarass you in her old age SOMEHOW.

[Azalroth]

haha good point. I used to believe that people are in general good and kind...HA

[Lauren]

i used to believe john fogerty sang "there's a bathroom on the right".

[Prometheon]

I used to think volleyball was called ballyball.

 

I used to think sex was kissing with no clothes no.

 

I used to love Care Bears, and the theme song said "just when you think that trouble's gonna pounce/who's gonna be there when it reaaaly counts?" I interpreted this to mean that the Care Bears would come rescue you if you needed them and were scared. So I'd lock myself in the dark closet and get all terrified hoping they'd come save me.

[Lauren]

aww thats cute. sometimes i'd wake up way too early and my dad would put on carebears as he was getting ready for work and when he left for work, i'd cry. but i'd hide it.

[supercanuk]

I used to believe that there would be a fire in house, so every night i left my door open and planned my escape route.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i used to believe the boogey man lived in my friend's furnace

 

i could never walk past it with the lights off ;)

[Azalroth]

I used to believe that my parents would always stay together...

Edited May 29, 2007 by Azalroth

[Some Random]

I used to believe that when my mom said "show your teeth!" when taking a picture, that she actually just wanted me to show my teeth, not smile. All pictures of myself in the early years are ridiculous, I don't know how she didn't catch on that I was confused...

that's funny, but understandable. i mean, who says "show your teeth"? if someone said that to me today, taking my picture, they'd get a picture of confused-looking chris.

[bishopx]

that's funny, but understandable. i mean, who says "show your teeth"? if someone said that to me today, taking my picture, they'd get a picture of confused-looking chris.

In a pimpish white hat.

 

I used to believe my I was found on the door step. When I was little, my mom's bestfriend used to say it so much, that I believed her. She was an evil little troll. Both of her kids dropped out of high school, and have an ass load of kids...the door step children shall inherit the Earth!!!

[hum-an-ole]

that's funny, but understandable. i mean, who says "show your teeth"? if someone said that to me today, taking my picture, they'd get a picture of confused-looking chris.

Tell me about it. I had no clue what she was talking about. She's French, so I guess she didn't know any better. You would think my father would have said something... I guess he didn't give a shit if I looked like a fool when I was 4.

[little miss sunshine]

I used to think that the devil would reach up through the ground and pull me under to hell if I was bad.

 

I, too, though it was bally-ball.

[Lauren]

I used to believe my I was found on the door step. When I was little, my mom's bestfriend used to say it so much, that I believed her. She was an evil little troll. Both of her kids dropped out of high school, and have an ass load of kids...the door step children shall inherit the Earth!!!

mom told me i came from the cabbage patch.

[bishopx]

Well you do have a really cute smile...maybe there is something to that...

[Some Random]

mom told me i came from the cabbage patch.

maybe she meant that your dad knocked her up in a cabbage patch.

[Lauren]

maybe.

 

 

 

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[bishopx]

It could've been worse, it could have been vw beetle...

[RicardoObviouso]

or wendy's snackette

[bishopx]

*I think I may have torn something, from laughing too hard.

[Azalroth]

lol way to tie in a couple threads Smith