Jerry Falwell Is Dead

[ecnarf]

The world got more interesting today.

 

My bet as to the cause of his death is a combination of asphyxiation from his head being shoved up his ass and super-AIDS he got from a gay black jewish transvestite amputee hooker.

[Dan #3]

I have some of his records on Vinyl. Never listened to them, but maybe I'll do so tonight as tribute to that great, great man [of hate and grossness].

[Hyphnip]

quotes on some website about J-to-the-F had this among them

"Unfortunately, we will always remember him as a founder and leader of America's anti-gay industry, someone who exacerbated the nation's appalling response to the onslaught of the AIDS epidemic, someone who demonized and vilified us for political gain and someone who used religion to divide rather than unite our nation." - Matt Foreman, executive director of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force.

the rest were all glowing quotes of what a great human being he was. this one was my favorite

[Monochrome Rainbow]

I fuckin' hate that stupid piece of shit fuckhead and his lame ass sitcom. Fuckin' Kramer is just as bad he he was! Good riddance!!

[Hyphnip]

I think comparing Kramer to him is just a bit of a stretch.

[Lauren]

kramer was goodtimes. michael whatshisfuck was the trouble.

 

anyone who can turn something that is generally love-filled (whether you believe it or not) into something that's full of hate is a terrible person.

[Shiri]

Never heard of him but doesn't sound like I missed much, ha.

[supercanuk]

Never heard of him but doesn't sound like I missed much, ha.

You really didn't.

 

In fact Jerry Falwell spent most of his time bashing gay people and demanding the United States, essentially, become a theocracy, or a Christian tyranny. I am generalizing here but essentially he was calling for the most regressive possible of reforms to a "democracy". Anyway, im fucking GLAD HAPPY, ELATED, he's dead. I have actually not been so happy at one persons death in a long, long time. lol Ahh.. feels kinda nice.

p.s. for good measure i realize he was a human being, but c'mawn... he was one of the worst.

[Azalroth]

Never heard of him but doesn't sound like I missed much, ha.

Same....should have just passed over this thread

[ecnarf]

kramer was goodtimes. michael whatshisfuck was the trouble.

 

anyone who can turn something that is generally love-filled (whether you believe it or not) into something that's full of hate is a terrible person.

If the Bible is mostly love-filled then I'm a Carebear.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

anyone who can turn something that is generally love-filled (whether you believe it or not) into something that's full of hate is a terrible person.

but it's so easy!

[shade]

What I gather from this topic is that there needs to be a live action Carebears movie.

[Dan #3]

I would pay good money to [not] see that.

[ecnarf]

Shade needs his imagination curbed.

[shade]

Now you are just chirpin'

[ecnarf]

Yo brah don't be frontin' me like that.

[shade]

ya'll be bakin' waffles wile I be passin' teh gravy

[ecnarf]

YO I'M SO MURCED!

[shade]

gettin hammed 2nite?

[ecnarf]

Totally brah. Yo can you pick up for me?

Edited May 16, 2007 by ecnarf

[shade]

nah gf's on da rag, up to my knickers in red sauce, t0tally pasta dawg

[ecnarf]

Clearly you misunderstood my intentions.

[Crusader]

Jerry Falwell is dead and nobody cares.

[Azalroth]

totally just read that to the tune of "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"

[Hyphnip]

lmao. I never even thought of that. that'd be a great song