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I didn't wake up...I didn't sleep ;) ...humidity...heat...damn it to hell

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hum-an-ole
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I woke up to an unpleasant phone call from a friend and a disappointing message. I've got too much to get done today, I can't let this fuck my day over.

Ravenous megin-sane
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i woke up at 1 15pm.

 

FUCK YEAH!

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mom woke me up and wants to me to dye her hair.

RicardoObviouso
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my girlfriend's best friend called in a panic because she sent out a ton of wedding invitations last night with no return address on the outside envelope, and they're all over standard weight, and not stamped as such.

 

 

 

talk about throwing money away. oh, and of course ruining the most important part of the wedding process.

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I woke and drove back back from Maine, to spend memorial day in the office.

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I woke up and realized that tomorrow my parents are flying off for two and a half weeks! Yay!

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I woke up and realized that if my head exploded it would have been for the better

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Migraine...erg and now I have to take calls

 

EDIT: Still there after 2 extra strength Advil

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I woke up and offered my friend Ali a job. She's a smart and talented kid.

hum-an-ole
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I woke up and booked a meeting with a video editor.

little miss sunshine
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I woke up and watched Dawson's Creek on TBS.

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i'm so jealous. that's what i should be doing with my summer... instead i'm stocking shelves until we have our grand opening. buuuullshit.

little miss sunshine
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I'm only doing that because I have a few (well deserved) days off before I start my internship.

 

Whatever, you college kids SHOULD have summer jobs so you can fund your spring break trips. It's enough that mommy and daddy foot the bill for most (not all) kids to drink away at school. They definitely shouldn't have to pay when you need to go have a break from it all.

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i'm so jealous. that's what i should be doing with my summer... instead i'm stocking shelves until we have our grand opening. buuuullshit.

Sweet Jesus. I wish I could get a job stocking shelves.

little miss sunshine
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Sweet Jesus, apply for a motherfucking job and you might get one.

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DAMMIT I HAVE.

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I woke up next to the girl, and then we dropped my Jeep off at the shop,had breakfast, and now I'm working my last day.

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oh last days are awesome. It's like on family guy when Peter goes to get a job from a Job Analyst or whatever.

 

"Yea to be honest with you this is my last week and I've pretty well checked out"

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Whatever, you college kids SHOULD have summer jobs so you can fund your spring break trips. It's enough that mommy and daddy foot the bill for most (not all) kids to drink away at school. They definitely shouldn't have to pay when you need to go have a break from it all.

my mom and dad don't pay for anything. osap, a loan from the bank, whatever i make working this summer... that pretty much covers it.

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I've done this whole College thing on my own, had to take a year off to get the money to go to College. A lot of my friends have no debt to pay off when they get out...I do ;)

 

I woke up and didn't want to move....sooo tired

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I woke up and took a shower with music in full volume, it was awesome.

Some Random
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i woke up very early in the morning gasping for air. i refluxed(?) some stomach acid while sleeping, and inhaled it. christ, does it burn. i've done that once before. it's kinda scary for that first second of consciousness, when the mind can't reason out what's happening.

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I woke up and my girlfriend is like...what do you want for breakfast?

 

and I'm like...YOUR CUNT!@

 

 

it didn't happen.

 

 

I didn't happen.

 

 

there is blood on my mouth

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