I Woke Up And...

[bishopx]

Hey, maybe you should douche your nosegina.

[Stryfe]

I wake up everyday with a boner.... I need to get laid.

[Shiri]

If I had a penis, I'd probably wake up with a boner every day too.

[hum-an-ole]

Hey, maybe you should douche your nosegina.

Hahaha!

 

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[Ravenous megin-sane]

I have a lot of respect for anyone, who knows the pain is coming, and still does what they have to do despite it. My hats off to the women, men sure as hell couldn't take it.

it's not like we can stop it...

[shade]

If I had a boner, I would probably wake up every morning with a penis.

Edited May 15, 2007 by shade

[Lauren]

it's not like we can stop it...

but their are some women who are babies and stay in bed all day. i have a friend like that... she'd go to 2 days of class her period week all throughout high school.

[Dan #3]

Man this one time I bled out from my nether region and I totally wigged out. It might have had something to do with the knife through my scrotum, but whatever.

[Azalroth]

oh man you just made me cringe

[supercanuk]

I just woke up from an afternoon nap.. it was fantastic.

[Shiri]

Naps are always awesome.

[Azalroth]

I woke up and wished I didn't

[hum-an-ole]

I woke up way too fucking early so I could get back to Moncton.

 

This thread may be turning into something unplanned, but interesting.

[ecnarf]

I woke up and a UPS man was at the door.

[shade]

aka your biological father.

[ecnarf]

You know, that doesn't sound all that crazy.

[bishopx]

I woke up next to the girl, on a thursday morning. That only happens on vacation. It was a nice change/

[Lauren]

i woke up at 4 but i think i actually slept.

[bishopx]

I woke up and realized I worked all night and only slept for an hour.

[hum-an-ole]

I woke up from a confusing dream less than an hour after falling asleep last night. I woke up feeling distraught this morning due to a similar dream.

[Azalroth]

I woke up and continued where I left off last night...cleaning ;)

 

EDIT: Oh yea and 30 minutes ahead of my alarm...ugh 6:30am after going to bed at like 1am...

Edited May 18, 2007 by Azalroth

[ecnarf]

I woke up and thought of playing frisbee with my friends on my last day of being in res.

[Shiri]

I woke up early to watch NBA with my brother, then went back to sleep.

[bishopx]

I woke up at 4:30AM so I could go work a 12 hour shift on a freakin Saturday. SUCKFEST!!!!!

[Azalroth]

Saturday: I woke up at 7:22 freaked out thinking it was a weekday and that I was late for work. Which my girlfriend promptly started laughing and reminded me it was Saturday...