It's Petition Time!

[sodamntired]

Hi,

 

I wanted to draw your attention to this important petition that I recently signed:

 

"LOCK UP PARIS HILTON PETITION."

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/lock1?e

 

I really think this is an important cause, and I'd like to encourage you to add your signature, too. It's free and takes less than a minute of your time.

 

Thanks!

 

 

Poooooor Paris Hilton doesn't want to go to prison. My hope is that she is in prison for 45 days, then society would forget about her, and move on to something more important.

 

 

Discuss

[ecnarf]

And now, back to our regularly scheduled not giving a shit and realizing that none of this makes a difference.

[hum-an-ole]

The fact that you've acknowledged this issue at all should concern you... you're joking right?

[Shiri]

I hope this thread will drown in sarcasm

[Azalroth]

The world, at least the western part of it, will never forget about her as it provides entertainment to get the people off of their own miserable lives....so your goal is in vein and will never succeed

[garsk]

well, if she started a petition to get out of jail time, can we start a petition to stop Chad Kroeger from making more music?

[sodamntired]

i just like the fact that the young people are getting behind something important and that affects their lives. there will be protests in the street. *sarcasm off*

 

NOTE: i got that original message from Anton of the Brian Jonestown Massacre on Myspace

 

He began the note with:

 

paris is asking arnold to pardon her.

screw that noise!

we can ask him to ingnore her.

spread the word if you can and help law enforcement get this creep of the street.

 

thank you,

Dr. Anton A. Newcombe

Edited May 10, 2007 by sodamntired

[bishopx]

Now if this petition were for sentencing to lethal injection, I'd be all for it.

[Azalroth]

haha lethal injection? Or should we go another route?

 

haven't seen you around here lately Bishopx...how goes?

[bishopx]

I'm just so sick of hearing about her and all the rest of the bimbos.

 

I think it's insulting to women, that they even exist. I say firing squad.

 

It's going better, my car was in pieces the last two weeks, but I'm almost done putting it back together. How about you?

Edited May 10, 2007 by bishopx

[Azalroth]

new job, lifes changing drastically...finally entering the realm of adulthood in every aspect...maturity and life

[bishopx]

Congratulations!!!

 

That realm can be bumpy, but it can be a lot of fun too.

Edited May 10, 2007 by bishopx

[Azalroth]

Not as bumpy as Paris Hilton's life is gonna be...HA!

[ecnarf]

I hope she gets the most butch cellmate that enjoys fisting.

 

Although knowing Paris it'd probably slide right in.

[bishopx]

Talk about two fisted action.

[Shiri]

Ew guys that is the worst lesbian talk I've ever heard!

[ecnarf]

I have to believe you've heard worse.

[Shiri]

I've seen worst. Lesbians sure can be frightning.

[Azalroth]

this is truth, there are some really freaky and fucked up lesbians out there

[ecnarf]

Stop! You're ruining an integral part of my worldview.

[Shiri]

You're right, better to think all lesbians are like me. I'm certainly cool with that point of view.

[ecnarf]

Everyone should be more like Shiri.

Edited May 10, 2007 by ecnarf

[RicardoObviouso]

It's free and takes less than a minute of your time.

dude, you sound like a telemarketer when you say that.

[Sparq]

I have never had first hand knowledge of any petition that was even remotely effective.

 

Even ones that had some bearing on anyone's life.

[RicardoObviouso]

9/11 was a hoax

 

 

 

sign here: _________________