This Is Something That Really Needs To Be Said

[ecnarf]

Both spider-man 1 and 2 were impossibly shitty movies and I have no idea how any self-respecting individual can think otherwise, or how the franchise could possibly have gone as far as this third movie, which apparently sucks the big one.

 

I really have no idea.

[little miss sunshine]

I have not seen either one.

[ecnarf]

Don't waste your time.

[shade]

Its a blockbuster movie man. They have these films sold out before they are even shot. Marketing + Cultural fools (us) = Owned.

[ecnarf]

Mindless entertainment has been taken too far.

[shade]

you're telling me.

 

 

zOMG 300 was a great "film" because they used stylizled cinematography..t0tally artistic.

[ecnarf]

Fuck you! It's a feast for the eyes!

[shade]

Thats what she said.

[ecnarf]

I believe what she said was more along the lines of "...what the fuck are those spots?"

[shade]

I didn't pay the dogs to herd the sheep while you two stem the rose.

[ecnarf]

Yeah, that was me. Halfsies?

[Some Random]

if spiderman came to save me, i'd be like "uh, thanks, but i think i'll wait for batman to get here. seriously...fuck off."

[ecnarf]

No shit. Peter Parker is a pussy. At least with Superman/Clark Kent, Superman is actually Superman, and Clark Kent is his disguise, mitigating the pussy factor.

[Sparq]

They were moderately entertaining. But overall, yes. They're not really "good".

[Some Random]

No shit. Peter Parker is a pussy.

i'm glad to hear (well...'see') someone else say that. though, i'd probably laugh at superman if he showed up to save me, too. i'd be like "dude...you have super-human powers, and as a costume, you choose to wear your underwear on the outside?"

[ecnarf]

Many superheroes are like that. I mean, it's not as though they need to show off their packages to impress the ladies.

[Some Random]

if i had superman's powers, i'd probably wear a pimpin' three piece custom-taylored suit, and do my super hero shit in style. and then make fun of the villians in all their super-gay getups. "oh gee...did your mommy sew that for you?".

[shade]

Quailman is the only superhero that matters.

[Some Random]

um...condorman...hello?

[ecnarf]

if i had superman's powers, i'd probably wear a pimpin' three piece custom-taylored suit, and do my super hero shit in style. and then make fun of the villians in all their super-gay getups. "oh gee...did your mommy sew that for you?".

Good call.

 

I'd also engage in drinking contests and drink people under the table, and use my super powers to get out of the bar tab.

[Some Random]

and then, i'm gonna learn how to spell tailored.

[ecnarf]

That wouldn't be as pimpin'.

[shade]

yes, I would also do something to exert my masculinity.

[soundless_space]

There's going to be a third Spiderman movie? I didn't know there was a second.

[Azalroth]

going to be? it's already out