What Would You Be Doing If There Were No Internet?

[mrs jesus]

you can call it what you like, and i will say it's because you don't want me to hate you forever.

 

;)

[ecnarf]

Butbutbut I just saw the chart for DNA nucleotide coding pairs in a bio review session and I just HAAAAAD to have my avatar reflect my up-to-date knowledge of science.

[KSU1986]

Masturbating to worn out Hustler magazines.

Well I guess that solves the porn aspect of the internet.

[ecnarf]

But where would I be without my niche porns?

 

WHERE?

[KSU1986]

But where would I be without my niche porns?

 

WHERE?

Hmm, maybe the internet has been the only thing saving the trees of the world. There would be many more dirty magazines out there without the internet.

[ecnarf]

Hmm, maybe the internet has been the only thing saving the wood of the world. There would be many more dirty magazines out there without the internet.

There we go.

[Crusader]

let's just not worry about all the co2 generated by the hundreds of thousands of servers.

[ecnarf]

I'd be making a 3D model of my avatar using an organic chemistry set for fun.

 

Then I'd get drunk and start throwing models of O2 molecules at ethyne molecules and waiting for them to blow up.

[bishopx]

I would be sleeping right now.

[Shiri]

Thanks for changing your avatar Adam, I knew you aren't a complete asshole underneat that tough exterior ;)

Edited April 13, 2007 by Designate

[bishopx]

Shiri he's a big ole sweetheart, trust me.

[ecnarf]

Thanks for changing your avatar Adam, I knew you aren't a complete asshole underneat that tough exterior ;)

What the hell?

 

I guess none of you know much about DNA transcription.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

we just don't care

[ecnarf]

Oh but people do seem to care about my avatar and their mistaken conceptions of my motivations for changing it. I didn't change it because Shiri got confused or because Christy hates Christine; IT'S BECAUSE SERINE IS CODED FOR BY A ADENINE, GUANINE AND CYTOSINE CODON.

[saturnine]

what did i do back in '96? oh, drink in fields and smash stuff. and car tag. that was awesome.

 

unlike you young punks, i actually existen when the internet wasn't widespread. i used to use bbs for fun.

Edited April 13, 2007 by saturnine

[ecnarf]

What a hick.

[bishopx]

Seriously, Satty is full of the Redneckness, right there.

[saturnine]

i thought that's what young people do? i'll add stealing gnomes to that list, also.

[bishopx]

Okay, stealing gnomes is cool

[ecnarf]

But only if you take them on a owrld tour and return them to their owner with pictures of said world tour.

[mrs jesus]

what did i do back in '96? oh, drink in fields and smash stuff. and car tag. that was awesome.

 

unlike you young punks, i actually existen (?) when the internet wasn't widespread. i used to use bbs for fun.

that's pretty much what i did too! except replace 'drink in fields' with 'do drugs in fields' and replace 'smash stuff' with 'have sex'. and replace 'car tag' with 'do drugs in cars'.

 

also, nice ebonics, whitey.

[sodamntired]

i would own a lot more cds.

 

i would write a lot more letters.

[saturnine]

that's pretty much what i did too! except replace 'drink in fields' with 'do drugs in fields' and replace 'smash stuff' with 'have sex'. and replace 'car tag' with 'do drugs in cars'.

 

also, nice ebonics, whitey.

yeah, you actually are a redneck, though. hillbilly, even.

[mrs jesus]

yeah, you actually are a redneck, though. hillbilly, even.

you're so retarded. hillbillies come from the HILLS and there ain't never been no hills where i come from.

 

what's worse though? actually being BORN a redneck, or just choosing to LIVE like one?

[KSU1986]

Researchers explore scrapping Internet

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070414/ap_on_..._the_internet_8