Polar Bear In German Zoo

[marx marvelous]

[primetime_deliverance]

no, but i might hump it

 

asl?

[soundless_space]

Um... no.

[marx marvelous]

Oh, the story, for those who haven't heard:

 

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,2...322-663,00.html

[sodamntired]

no, but give it a few years, it'd kill you and not think twice, even if you WERE holding a ball on your back.

[mrs jesus]

"It is not correct to bottle-feed a small polar bear. He will always be fixated on his keeper and will never grow to be a proper polar bear," he said.

 

but keeping it in a cage won't hinder it from becoming a 'proper' polar bear? that's stupid.

[saturnine]

you were abandoned and bottle-fed by a stranger and you turned out to be perfectly well-adjusted.

[mrs jesus]

you were abandoned and bottle-fed by a stranger and you turned out to be perfectly well-adjusted.

is it too much to ask that you keep at least ONE of my secrets, randall?

[saturnine]

we should've killed you years ago

[mrs jesus]

we should've killed you years ago

that's really rude.

[Crusader]

 

Randall!

[saturnine]

we should've killed you years ago

that's really rude.

how do you figure?

[mrs jesus]

we should've killed you years ago

that's really rude.

how do you figure?

it's my brain that does the figgerin'.

 

i don't think i should have been killed is all i'm saying.

[Hyphnip]

i'd kill that bear.

I heard it uttering racist terms. I was disgusted.

[saturnine]

we should've killed you years ago

that's really rude.

how do you figure?

it's my brain that does the figgerin'.

 

i don't think i should have been killed is all i'm saying.

well, you weren't, so quityerbitchin'

[mrs jesus]

we should've killed you years ago

that's really rude.

how do you figure?

it's my brain that does the figgerin'.

 

i don't think i should have been killed is all i'm saying.

well, you weren't, so quityerbitchin'

i told adam you were a farmer and that your name was randall. i hope you're not mad.

[ecnarf]

Oh god he's gonna come kill me.

[saturnine]

i am whatever you say i am.

[mrs jesus]

i am whatever you say i am.

be my bitch.

[ecnarf]

You are a quark?

[Jarrod]

I wouldn't kill the bear! God, people suck.

[Some Random]

i wonder how many of the shitheads who think it should die would have the balls/disconnect to put a gun to its head?

[Jarrod]

Save a bear, kill an activist.

[Some Random]

i like your new sig, jarrod.

[mrs jesus]

Oh god he's gonna come kill me.

he's pretty handy with a pitchfork.

 

or so i like to imagine.