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[ecnarf]

The fuck? That makes him more trailer trash than you.

[mrs jesus]

i thought that was already pretty obvious. is it not?

[ecnarf]

Nah. Being from Ontario usually keep you from being considered trailer trash.

 

"Usually" being the key word.

[mrs jesus]

well, he's from hamilton, you know.

[ecnarf]

My neighbour is from Hamilton. I just about never see her but she's as cute as a fucking button.

 

P.S. A lot of the small towns surrounding London... holy god. Farmers and simpletons. The lot of them.

[mrs jesus]

i think randy, or saturnine, if you will, is a farmer. or he used to be. i'm not sure. are you talking about meg?

[ecnarf]

No. Meg isn't my neighbour.

[mrs jesus]

do you deny that meg is cute as a fucking button?

[ecnarf]

That's not under discussion.

[mrs jesus]

oh adam, surely you know that whatever i feel like discussing is what's under discussion. right? you DO know that, yes?

[ecnarf]

Okay, fine.

 

Meg is not neighbour-girl. Neighbour girl is so cute you almost want to vomit. Does that clear things up?

[mrs jesus]

no, because that's how i feel about meg.

[ecnarf]

Except when I said "you almost want to vomit" I meant "you kind of feel bad about wanting to do unspeakably naughty things to her." Also quite possibly meant "your penis wants to vomit".

[marx marvelous]

Plus, unless you live next to a prison or some other sort of asylum, your neighbor girl is of a much greater intellect than Meg.

[mrs jesus]

Except when I said "you almost want to vomit" I meant "you kind of feel bad about wanting to do unspeakably naughty things to her." Also quite possibly meant "your penis wants to vomit".

i don't feel bad about wanting to do bad things to her because she's legal now and i could totally kick her boyfriend's ass

[bishopx]

Except when I said "you almost want to vomit" I meant "you kind of feel bad about wanting to do unspeakably naughty things to her."  Also quite possibly meant "your penis wants to vomit".

i don't feel bad about wanting to do bad things to her because she's legal now and i could totally kick her boyfriend's ass

Not to get all ghetto up in here but to get all ghetto up in here.

 

"OH SNAP, NO YOU DIDN'T"