Ifness

[WhatamNot]

If god was a comedian his material would be similar to Jerry Seinfield everyone would laugh because they feel they have to.....

 

If Ghandi was alive today he would probably be considered a terroist and be the fuel for hundreds of MAD TV sketches...

 

If weed was legal no one would smoke it....

[Hyphnip]

if cigarettes were good for you no one would smoke them either

[marx marvelous]

Who feels obligated to laugh at Jerry Seinfeld??

 

Edit: If this thread didn't suck, I would make worthwhile contributions.

Edited March 12, 2007 by NotFromOklahoma

[no yu begin wher i end]

if cigarettes were good for you no one would smoke them either

I would. Smoking makes you look cool.

[Hyphnip]

if Derek didn't post here I'd be the only Winnipegger here.

[bishopx]

If I had a dollar for every stupid thing said to me today, I could buy a porsche.

[Jarrod]

if cigarettes were good for you no one would smoke them either

I would. Smoking makes you look cool.

Well yeah! That's why I do it!

 

If I was king you will be first against the wall.

 

I know, I know, it's stupposed to be When I am king, but whatever. Get over it, fucker

[Hyphnip]

if there is a better movie than 300 I haven't seen it

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

If Bruce Cockburn had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would die.

[Hyphnip]

If Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris were to engage in battle, the earth itself would be destroyed due to how hard Norris would pimp slap Bauer

[WalrusMeat]

if there is a better movie than 300 I haven't seen it

If 300 had a plot, I'd watch it again.

[Crusader]

if this is SPARTA! we will dine in hell

[mrs jesus]

if there is a better movie than 300 I haven't seen it

If 300 had a plot, I'd watch it again.

hahahaha. it's funny because it's true.

[Hyphnip]

if your avatar was any more creepy, i'd cut myself

[Crusader]

if becky were more creepy. lol theres a michael richards ad

[Hyphnip]

i noticed that. I think it's because this thread mentioned Seinfeld at the start.

if dropping the n bomb makes you a racist then I should change to white bed sheets (thankfully, it doesn't)

[Crusader]

if this seinfeld ad is not the best one ever then michael richards is a racist.

[mrs jesus]

i fail to understand why you added becky as a friend on myspace if you think she is so creepy.

[Shakakahn]

i fail to understand why you added becky as a friend on myspace if you think she is so creepy.

hahahahaha <3

[Ravenous megin-sane]

if dropping the n bomb makes you a racist

it does

 

 

78

[bishopx]

If Chuck Norris were any more badass, he would be me.

 

If the deal I just pulled were any sweeter, they'd call me "A Pimp Named SweetBack"

 

If I were Galactus, Devourer Of Worlds, you'd all cringe in fear at the sight of my Herald Tim The Silver Surfing Teutonic Terror

Edited March 13, 2007 by bishopx

[Some Random]

if dropping the n bomb makes you a racist

it does

 

 

78

no, it doesn't. thinking/believing one's race is superior to another makes you a racist.

[bishopx]

Where is my sheep damnit!!!!

 

All kidding aside, Chris truer words have never been spoken.

[Some Random]

All kidding aside, Chris truer words have never been spoken.

i'm just chalked full of rhetoric, aren't i? (the sheep's in storage).

[Ravenous megin-sane]

if dropping the n bomb makes you a racist

it does

 

 

78

no, it doesn't. thinking/believing one's race is superior to another makes you a racist.

i disagree.