Kiffy

[Jarrod]

Kiffy in the morning, Kiffy in the evening, Kiffy at supertime

[Hyphnip]

skinamarinky kiffy kiff

[Some Random]

oh kiffy!

you came and you gave without taking

but I sent you away

oh kiffy!

you kissed me and stopped me from shaking

and i need you today

oh kiffy!

 

 

wow...six pages of nonsense. awesome!

[Hyphnip]

Oh Kiffy you're so fine

you're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Kiffy! Hey Kiffy!

[Some Random]

K-I-F-F-Y! *clap clap* *clap* *clap* *clap clap*

that's the way we spell..uh...kiffy!

[Jarrod]

Kiffy, this song comes straight from my heart:

 

It's a little ditty I like to call "Ava Adore"

 

It's you that I adore

You'll always be my whore

You'll be a mother to my child

And a child to my heart

 

We must never be apart

We must never be apart

 

Lovely girl, you're the beauty in my world

Without you, there aren't reasons left to find

 

And you'll pull your crooked teeth

You'll be perfect just like me

You'll be a lover in my bed

And a gun to my head

 

We must never be apart

We must never be apart

 

Lovely girl, you're the murder in my world

Dressing coffins for the souls I've left to die

Drinking mercury to the mystery

Of all that you should ever seek to find

In time

 

In you I see dirty

In you I count stars

In you I feel so pretty

In you I taste God

In you I feel so hungry

In you I crash cars

 

We must never be apart

 

Drinking mercury to the mystery

Of all that you should ever seek to find

Lovely girl, you're the murder in my world

Dressing coffins for the souls I've left behind

In time

 

We must never be apart

 

And you'll always be my whore

'Cause you're the one that I adore

And you'll pull your crooked teeth

You'll be perfect just like me

 

In you I feel so dirty

In you I crash cars

In you I feel so pretty

In you I taste God

 

We must never be apart

[Hyphnip]

'cause you're once, twice, three times a kiffy

[soundless_space]

Wow. Now I hope she doesn't come back so that she doesn't have to see this thing. ;)

[Jarrod]

I LOVE YOU KIFFY!!!!!!!!

[Hyphnip]

shhhhh, Jarrod, it's quiet time now

[Jarrod]

I had to declare my love for Kiffy. It was bottled up inside. I was about to go off like a champaigne bottle.

[Shiri]

Is there something interesting in this thread? Because I didn't bother to read any of it. Someone should summarize is for me

[soundless_space]

The only interesting thing is in the beginning of the thread. There was a member named Kiffy that Chris had noticed was a member for 2 years and had zero posts. So he called her out and made this post. She posted three or four times or something. And the rest is just Tim, Chris, Jarrod saying her name.

[Some Random]

i'm washing my hands of this thread. goodbye, kiffy.

 

kiffy.

[Shiri]

The only interesting thing is in the beginning of the thread. There was a member named Kiffy that Chris had noticed was a member for 2 years and had zero posts. So he called her out and made this post. She posted three or four times or something. And the rest is just Tim, Chris, Jarrod saying her name.

Thank you Beth, that was very informative and now I know I don't have to bother and read the entire thread.

[heyrabbit]

long live kiffy, myth to legend

[silentshadow]

Kiffy is spiffy she sucks on my nippies. Ok that didn't ryhme, but I really wanted to say nippies.