London, Ontario

[Crusader]

you guys have a rib festival? you're now better than guelph

[bishopx]

Yes, we must learn more of this, I may vacation in London, Ontario during this ribfest, and will buy the first found of ribs for any NF'r that shows up.

[ecnarf]

you guys have a rib festival? you're now better than guelph

Yeah, that means a lot.

 

Seriously, though, ribfests aren't that rare in summer. Either this London ribfest is the ribfest to end all ribfests or there really isn't that much to do in London. I mean, in Toronto, a ribfest hardly garners any serious attention

[Ravenous megin-sane]

skinny wang plus long wang equals my wang

[shade]

Show tonight was cool. These drunks ended up befriending me and whatnot.

[ecnarf]

Here's what you can do in London: Freeze your ass off.

[shade]

word...my shivering was more like convulsing. Probably should have put on a coat.

[ecnarf]

It's going down to -20 tonight. That'll be fun.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

its going down to -40 by tuesday and it was -30 here last week

[ecnarf]

You're from Hamilton, you don't get to have an opinion.

 

And this isn't a dick measuring contest. -20 is pretty fucking cold, no matter how much colder -40 is.

Edited February 4, 2007 by ecnarf

[shade]

its going down

down, in an earlier round.

[Shakakahn]

its going down to -40 by tuesday and it was -30 here last week

you can never complain about alberta's cold ever again

[heyrabbit]

steal chrismas-light bulbs and smash them on the street. it's good for a giggle, though you're not twelve y/o, and it's not chrismas so they could be hard to find... that's the only thing i've ever done in london, oh and impress your friends by setting off cherry bombs in public garbage cans.

 

steal tobacco?

 

;)

[bishopx]

The ribfest is in the summer right? I'm not going anywhere that fucking cold...

[ecnarf]

No, bishop. We all go out and cook ribs in subzero temperatures.

[Monochrome Rainbow]

Damn... I want to BBQ...

[ecnarf]

I could go for some pulled pork like you don't even know.

[bishopx]

Shit so could I...but fuck if I'll be BBQ'ing in the fucking cold...fuck that motherfucking, cold assed fucking shit assed fucking shit...

[Monochrome Rainbow]

Yeah... I'm just gonna cook on the ol' Foreman grill when I get home.

[bishopx]

I have one, I like the thing.

 

George is so cool, he named his five sons after himself...I could see Adam doing that.

[Monochrome Rainbow]

No kids for me. Not yet anyway... Who knows how my future life experiences will influence that decision.

 

I'd never name my kids after me though. They'd get all the awesome names that I wish I had like Megatron, Led Zeppelin, and Dave.

[ecnarf]

I have one, I like the thing.

 

George is so cool, he named his five sons after himself...I could see Adam doing that.

Nigga, please. I plan on either not having any kids or raising an army of illegitimate children to form a de facto civilian protection force.

[bishopx]

And they will all be named Adam...

[ecnarf]

That'd just get confusing, and very un-subtle.

 

Perhaps I'll run a fight club-esque "nobody has a name unless they die" sorta thing.

[bishopx]

No really name the all Adam, and Adam -12 will be the apple of his father's eye