Beauty...

[Crusader]

i think we're going to get really drunk tomorrow. i hope this beauty thing doesnt kick in when im buzzed.

[RicardoObviouso]

i think i'm going to get really drunk tonight.

 

 

 

let's hope the security at gm place are well rested.

[little miss sunshine]

When I'm drunk I think I'm super hot. When I'm sober, I only think I'm slightly hot.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

that's okay, i kiss everyone.

 

 

drunk or not

[Seanathon]

Drunk, I am THE funniest dude ever.

 

I don't remember what this thread is about.

 

Meg = beauty, drunk or sober.

 

What was I talking about.

[Shakakahn]

Oh really? You wanna go and, you know, like, grab a beer with me or something? My god I've been waiting for you to say that for so long I just don't know what to say. I'm so happy. Oh, validation! Finally, my unrequited love for you has been ended with such a warm embrace.

you're a prick

[ecnarf]

Thanks. Now I'm going to drink all my feelings behind my solar plexus and puke them out tomorrow morning because of you.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

maybe you'll choke on it and die

[Shakakahn]

meg always has my back

[ecnarf]

maybe you'll choke on it and die

Oh, straight for the rock star death reference. Sometimes I wonder if you have any originality left in your insults.

[Stryfe]

You seem like you've got something to prove.

[Crusader]

fuk you adam lol

[Kumquat]

Beauty = the stranger in your bed.

 

Baaaah.

[ecnarf]

fuk you adam lol <3

When it comes from you, it means nothing, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DID.

[Crusader]

my eyes hurt

[Azalroth]

You seem like you've got something to prove.

he's compensating

[Ravenous megin-sane]

maybe you'll choke on it and die

Oh, straight for the rock star death reference. Sometimes I wonder if you have any originality left in your insults.

yeah i should start making my insults as original as that was.

 

 

where do you come up with them?

they're fucking brilliant

[ecnarf]

Holy crap! Subtle sarcasm!

 

Get Stephen Hawking on the phone, the Royal Society really ought to look into inducting you as a member.

[Crusader]

dr hawking just fell out of his chair.

[ecnarf]

God that must have been funny.

[bishopx]

Stephen Hawking is not only still in his chair, but he's at a strip club getting a lapdance, he has a special chair, fitted with lights, and an ATM that responds to his commands...if it's Adam wiggling in his chair, he shoots out pound notes...if it's an actual woman...he shoots at fives...

[ecnarf]

I can't believe you wouldn't let us innocently laugh at the thought of a cripple falling out of his chair.

 

Example: How would he call for help? Odds are he'd say "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" but without his computer voice he is nothing.

 

Fact: One of his ex-wives' ex-husbands was on the team that designed and built his computer voice box.

[bishopx]

Which proves just how much man he is...he's got his ex-wives,

ex-husbands acting like his bitches!!!

[RicardoObviouso]

well, he did figure out space or something.

[cweb]

now if only he could figure out a way to do The Worm without employing a series of strings and pulleys...