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Today like every other day I realised how awesome I am. Interesting side note's

Blonde soul patch's are kickass

Anthrax still ruins shit

Crown Royale is tasty

Cats are gay

and I once thought I had enough porn, big mistake you can never have enough porn.

 

Also, I've Decided to bring back Joey Belladonna to reck up the place

 

 

joey.jpg

 

HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN WEBSITE

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Of course, Tracy can have my handcuffs,nightstick, and mace from my personal security days.

 

James can have my UNC baseball cap, and one of my guitars.

 

Satty can have my Tool T's

Edited by bishopx
Posted
Today like every other day I realised how awesome I am. Interesting side note's

Blonde soul patch's are kickass

Anthrax still ruins shit

Crown Royale is tasty

Cats are gay

and I once thought I had enough porn, big mistake you can never have enough porn.

 

Also, I've Decided to bring back Joey Belladonna to reck up the place

 

 

joey.jpg

 

HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN WEBSITE

when i was in 7th grade i wanted to marry joey belladonna ONLY because i wanted belladonna to be my last name.

 

anthrax rules. fucking RULES. i saw them live last year and even with joey's total 80s flashback voice, they were AWESOME. they can work a crowd like very few bands i've ever seen.

 

also, cats are not gay, you gay fag.

Posted

Coool, a nightstick.

 

sesame chicken is so not authentic chinese. If you want me to cook pets, give me something I can work with, like dog, snake or ostrich, geez.

 

Can't work with cats. They're just too adorable. Adorable doesn't cook well.

Posted

dude, i don't want authentic chinese, i want fried crap filled with cream cheese and chicken on a stick with teriyaki sauce. gah, that's like telling me that my nachos are not 'authentic' mexican food. ROLLEYES.

 

i would totally eat snake though.

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Tracy, how is Kevin? The nightstick is yours.

 

Anthrax ruled back in the day.

 

And definitely no cooking of the kitties...Ostrich is really good though

marx marvelous
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Ostrich is really good though

Agreed! Delicious.

Posted

Kevin has to wear a suit everyday and works during the day now. It's strange and off-putting. I'll tell him you're thinking of him tho.

 

Ostrich tastes like beef to me and snake...Snake tastes like....fishy chicken or something...

 

I want nachos and tequila now tho...That's Mexican! ;)

little miss sunshine
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Okay, while the reports of my impending demise were totally untrue...I will amend my will to include Chris, both Beths, The Jasons, Kumquat, Jarrod, and Adam. If I forgot anyone sue me.

OMG, i get stuff??!?!?!?! You just made my day, but please don't die.

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Don't worry Beth, I'm starting to feel better. Every year the flu get's worse...this is like the first time I've been really sick in like 5 or 6 years. I do not like it.

 

Tracy, I feel for you on the whole suit and tie thing. I look good in them, but am eternally thankful I only have to wear them to work a few times a month. What's the point of have 300 t-shirts if you can't wear them. Indeed, give Kevin my best.

Posted

Man, the T-shirt under the blazer look is so hot right now. Just look at Dr. House! ;)

Posted
Okay, while the reports of my impending demise were totally untrue...I will amend my will to include Chris, both Beths, The Jasons, Kumquat, Jarrod, and Adam. If I forgot anyone sue me.

...*cough*

soundless_space
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I'm coughing up green sputem, does that count as not boring? I'm leaving Anton, Shiri, Tim, Meg, Owen, and Christine everything if I don't make it.

Tim you were in the first group mentioned... ;)

Posted

there was a first group? I didn't even see that! I'm sorry for ever doubting you Charles.

RicardoObviouso
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Man, the T-shirt under the blazer look is so hot right now.

and SOOOOO last year.

Posted

you are really starting to sound like a girl, hot carla.

Posted
if i was a girl....

everytime i think about how i called you hot carla i laugh again.

RicardoObviouso
Posted

you've had an eventful 2 minutes, then.

Posted
if i was a girl....

you wouldn't post here because you'd be too busy playing with your tits and fingering yourself?

RicardoObviouso
Posted
if i was a girl....

you wouldn't post here because you'd be too busy playing with your tits and fingering yourself?

...in front of a full length mirror.

Posted

that would be hot if it weren't for the fact that i know you're a guy so in my mind it just ends up being a guy with tits and a cunt in front of a mirror. it's actually pretty funny

RicardoObviouso
Posted

the question is -- if one has tits and a cunt, is one still considered a guy?

Posted
you've had an eventful 2 minutes, then.

so this hyphnip cat, he's pretty fucking weird, eh?

Ravenous megin-sane
Posted

i don't see no cunt

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