Ask Geoff ( Memorial Thread )

[the old guy]

Matt was the sensitive artiste, Dave was Mr Logical, Ian was Rico Suave and I have always been that weirdo redneck drunkass hillbilly that lives in the double-wide next door.

[Crusader]

i didn't know ian was so smooth.

 

and there's nothin wrong with bein the drunkass guy.

 

have you ever really lived in a double wide? that's kinda cool if you did.

[the old guy]

My mom owns one my sister owns one....white trash through and through.

[Crusader]

nah trailers dont always mean that.

[the old guy]

Yes,yes they do. ;)

[Hyphnip]

not true, one of my closest friends used to live in a trailer and shes a classy lady!

[the old guy]

I'm still white trash hillbilly and proud of it.

Don't get me wrong...I ain't no nazi or nuthin'...what do you expect from a guy in a psychobilly band? There ain't a "sensitive" bone in my body!!!LOL!!!

[Hyphnip]

What'd you say about Nazis? I'm German, thats like dropping the N bomb with a black guy in the room (just kidding, I don't give a fuck)

[the old guy]

???? Wow.Sorry.Maybe I should have said "anglo saxon specific"

Is white trash not P.C.?

[Crusader]

nazi pc talk: semetically impaired

[Hyphnip]

no, I was commenting about the "Don't get me wrong...I ain't no nazi or nuthin" comment. I was gonna pretend to be offended. then I decided it was too much effort.

[the old guy]

I'm a lot more entertaining in person, ya know... ;)

[Crusader]

are you watching deal or no deal right now?

[Hyphnip]

so am I. and much louder. if you're ever in Winnipeg, let me know. we'll head out to a bar and get smashed. it'd be a blast

[the old guy]

I'm watchin' Corner Gas and killin' the last of a 40 of Finnlandia....funny....it was full this mornin'.

[Hyphnip]

okay... I'll get Smashed and you can... warm up for the real drinkin (long after I've passed out apparently)

Edited January 23, 2007 by Hyphnip

[the old guy]

I made a habit out of crackin' a bottle and throwin' the cap away....that was 7th grade.

[Hyphnip]

okay... we'll get 7th grade you vs me now... and you'd probably STILL drink me under the table. damn my tolerance being so low. you'll laugh at me getting drunk off a 12 pack of beer won't you?

[the old guy]

I can't even get outta the shower without a 12 pack!!!!

[Hyphnip]

wow, you make me feel so... inadequate. booze wise.

[the old guy]

It's a skill....not a right. ;)

[Hyphnip]

if only I was a bit more Russian. or even a tiny bit Irish. I'd be set.

[the old guy]

I'm welsh. What's that got ta' do with it?

[Hyphnip]

drinkin is in the genes. I'm German so I'm loud and obnoxious (not to mention unattractive)

[the old guy]

I don't belive so....it's a skill. Like guitar or sewing or golf. do it long enough....pro. ;)