So Homophobia Went This Far?

[mrs jesus]

well, he ONLY wrote the satanic bible, gosh, anton

[Crusader]

Woah. I'm honoured.

[mrs jesus]

understandably

[Hyphnip]

I'm slightly frightened that you know who wrote the satanic bible. Though, as Mrs. Jesus, one would imagine you've access to all sorts of info.

[saturnine]

every cool person knows that

[Guest apsham]

Here's the video:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWoacgqvtqo

[mrs jesus]

I'm slightly frightened that you know who wrote the satanic bible. Though, as Mrs. Jesus, one would imagine you've access to all sorts of info.

i've read it, too.

[Dan #3]

I haven't read the Satanic Bible, but I've read the Bible. In the end we lose.

[mrs jesus]

the satanic bible is shorter and more interesting.

 

nobody loses, except for people that don't like having any fun.

[Dan #3]

I lose then.

 

Fuck fun. Seriously.

[mrs jesus]

you wouldn't lose. you like sex for pleasure, alcohol and cigarettes, and those are all VERY BAD things.

[Dan #3]

Actually, I like sex as an expression of love, but that's because I'm a romantic fool.

 

But the boozin' and smokin' I can't deny.

[mrs jesus]

you do not agree that sex is pleasurable?

[Dan #3]

Absolutely, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go out and fuck the next pair of legs, which is what I thought you was saying.

 

Yo.

[mrs jesus]

no, no.. i don't do that, but i don't necessarily have to love everyone i fuck, either.

[Dan #3]

That's where we differ I suppose.

[mrs jesus]

i have to CARE for them, if that matters, i dunno.

 

i'll stop talking now.

[Dan #3]

I can argue semantics all night, baby.

[mrs jesus]

listen, your number one might like being called baby, but the missus does not.

[Dan #3]

Jealous much?

[mrs jesus]

hardly. with age comes experience, sweetness.

[Dan #3]

I'm not entirely sure what that sentence is supposed to mean.

[saturnine]

a black guy called me baby once. true story.

[Dan #3]

Did he offer you some merlot?

[mrs jesus]

hahaha.

 

take it how you like, daniel.