Thine List For Christmas

[bishopx]

Here's my list of things I want as gifts:

 

scarlett johansson

ninety nine red balloons (imagine the possibilities)

your mother

rolls upon rolls of duct tape and ample time to make proper use of them

plasma tv

plasmodesmata (i always seem to be running out)

something proper to occupy my time with

A CHOO CHOO TRAIN!!!

a really really long piece of metal

shitloads of booze

cubane

the outlawing of diet coke

a full sized ski lift

something i can smash good

talent. preferably in smashable bottles.

the ability to "chatter"

idiosyncrasies on the fun side of noteworthy

light speed

an infinitely quantifiable root mean square velocity

What an interesting and eclectic list...

 

If you end up with my mother, can I call you Daddy?

[Prometheon]

Here's my list of things I want as gifts:

 

scarlett johansson

ninety nine red balloons (imagine the possibilities)

your mother

rolls upon rolls of duct tape and ample time to make proper use of them

plasma tv

plasmodesmata (i always seem to be running out)

something proper to occupy my time with

A CHOO CHOO TRAIN!!!

a really really long piece of metal

shitloads of booze

cubane

the outlawing of diet coke

a full sized ski lift

something i can smash good

talent. preferably in smashable bottles.

the ability to "chatter"

idiosyncrasies on the fun side of noteworthy

light speed

an infinitely quantifiable root mean square velocity

Best post of all time? Quite possibly.

[bishopx]

He was fine until, the outlawing of Diet Coke...next to Diet Dr. Pepper, I can't live without it...

Edited December 21, 2006 by bishopx

[ecnarf]

You only say that because you don't appreciate the finer points of root mean square velocities.

 

P.S. No, you may not call me daddy, but your girlfriend is more than welcome to.

[bishopx]

No I'm good with all of it except the Diet Coke, drinking one right now...

 

well we're secure in the knowledge that that will never happen...

[little miss sunshine]

Here's my list of things I want as gifts:

 

the outlawing of diet coke

Yeah, why are you trying to take away my one source of caffeine (except of course for caffeine pills)?

[ecnarf]

Because it tastes fucking awful. I was left with no choice but to buy it after the caf completely ran out of regular. Diet coke + whiskey = oh god.

[little miss sunshine]

Yeah, I was drinking diet with rum last week. You need to get through the first few and burn off your taste buds to deal with it. But drinking it alone isn't so bad.

[ecnarf]

What's that there, Beth? I'm not drinking enough?

 

Next time I'll drink an extra one just for you.

[little miss sunshine]

You're just not mixing them strong enough. If you ruin your pharamcy career over drinking, I'll be very angry. And not in that 'sexy, gonna spank you kinda way.'

[bishopx]

Diet Coke and Rum is good, so is Diet Coke and Jack....

 

I think a lot of your issues stem from your inability to get to a store to get things that you need, Adam....

 

Bundle up and go fulfill your needs...

[Shiri]

I love Diet Coke, it tastes better than regular Coke in my opinion, which is too sweet for me.

[bishopx]

Exactly...Can't drink regular soda Diet Coke and Diet Dr. Pepper actually have flavor..

[ecnarf]

You're just not mixing them strong enough. If you ruin your pharamcy career over drinking, I'll be very angry. And not in that 'sexy, gonna spank you kinda way.'

Oh please, you know that's a lie.

[little miss sunshine]

I don't lie when it comes to pharmacy!

[ecnarf]

Yeah, but you do lie over wanting to bend me over and spank me.

[Shiri]

Now Adam, that's just wishful thinking.

[ecnarf]

How would you know, Shiri? You don't even like the cock.