Ninjas Vs. Pirates

[Guest jsunC]

Well, the thing is that ninja's are better per capita. But there are definetly more pirates than ninjas. But im still gonna go with ninjas. Real ultimate power biased me at a young age.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I0yI2MQf8Tk

 

edit - I voted pirate, they're more hardcore than ninjas.

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[garsk]

a ninja because, they are both evenly match fighters, they both have swords, but a ninja has ninja death stars, and the pirate has... well... a bird.

[Some Random]

a ninja because, they are both evenly match fighters, they both have swords, but a ninja has ninja death stars, and the pirate has... well... a bird.

evenly matched fighters? what are you smokin'? ninjas train for years to hone their deathcraft. all you have to do to be a pirate is be drunk and be willing to pillage and plunder on the high seas. anyone with a love of booze and hate of the law can be a pirate.

[Stryfe]

I don't see any catchy ninja songs here...

[Dan #3]

I don't give a damn about your petty Meg v. Owen business. While Pirates are completely awesome in every possible way, Ninjas are just that much more awesome.

[somnambulist]

I don't see any catchy ninja songs here...

Check out the site I posted, http://www.askaninja.com. He's got a pretty catchy themesong.

[Shiri]

Ninjas definitely take it for me.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

okay, i hate you all

[Sparq]

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...

[hum-an-ole]

It's looking like Meg brought a knife to a gun fight on this one.

[ecnarf]

Ninja sex v. Pirate sex

 

Pirates would give you STD's and a lousy time. Ninja's would probably give you the time of your life before ultimately killing you from... whatever it is ninja's do during sex.

[hum-an-ole]

Hahaha! Ninja sex sounds awesome.

[ecnarf]

At least you'll die in a state of unrivaled bliss.

[hum-an-ole]

My thoughts exactly.

[Sparq]

On the other hand, it'd probably be quick and clean...Hell, you may not even feel it.

[ecnarf]

Ninjas wouldn't be like that. They're lovers, not fighters.

 

I mean, uh...

Edited November 26, 2006 by ecnarf

[hum-an-ole]

On the other hand, it'd probably be quick and clean...Hell, you may not even feel it.

HAHAHA! And now I'm reconsidering the ninja sex.

[ecnarf]

Yeah, but the pirate sex would be a drunken rape that leaves you with a few STD's.

[hum-an-ole]

I wasn't implying that I'd go for the Pirate. I think I'll just stick to regular men.

[Sparq]

Good choice. Well, sometimes.

[ecnarf]

The advantage to ninjas over us mere mortals is that you know what you're getting with a ninja.

[Sparq]

Assassinated?

[Dan #3]

okay, i hate you all

It's not our fault you're wrong.

 

;)

[Ravenous megin-sane]

well if it's not your fault, who's is it?