Mom Uses Baby To Beat Boyfriend

[no yu begin wher i end]

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15197558/

 

ERIE, Pennsylvania - A woman used her 4-week-old baby as a weapon in a domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her boyfriend with the child, authorities said.

 

The boy was in serious but stable condition Monday at Children

[ecnarf]

I will give 10 NF dollars to whoever makes a sick but funny joke out of this.

[Prometheon]

I'd hit it.

[heyrabbit]

must have made a good impression on his dad

 

that's the best I can do Lol. man,that's fucked though

Edited October 10, 2006 by heyrabbit

[Prometheon]

Dammit, yours is way better.

[ecnarf]

must have made a good impression on his dad

 

that's the best I can do Lol. man,that's fucked though

Although technically, his dad would have made a good impression on him.

 

You know, soft little heads and all.

[heyrabbit]

your heart was still in the right place

 

 

alright alright I'll think of a new one.

 

Headline:Father-son Bonding Attempt Failed.

Should have gone to the park instead

Edited October 10, 2006 by heyrabbit

[Prometheon]

Exactly. And that place was making fun of a young child nearly dying after being used to assault his father.

[ecnarf]

...in order to win cash towards playing awful online games and downloading songs that are easily available for free.

[heyrabbit]

oh yea, try and make me look bad

[ecnarf]

I love where this thread has gone.

[cringleman]

Too cheap to buy kitchen knives good enough for stabbing? No problem! Know what's free? Your own spawn! Swing away, proud mother!

[Shakakahn]

you people are sick

[hum-an-ole]

Look what you've started Adam. For shame... ;)

[borntohula]

stop making baby jokes or else ill... throw a baby at you?

[Prometheon]

What do you get when you throw a baby off of a 10 story building?

 

 

 

An erection.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

 

 

One if you throw it hard enough.

 

 

 

 

Gross.

[Prometheon]

What's red and spinning?

A baby in a blender.

 

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

A straw.

[ecnarf]

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I prefer my own version of that last one. You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

[no yu begin wher i end]

How do you make a dead baby float?

 

Root beer, 2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead baby.

[Spritzup]

I wish I had my own baby to beat people with ;)

[ecnarf]

I wish I had my own baby to beat people with ;)

If you were a woman, that'd be no problem.

[heyrabbit]

what's worse than 10 dead babies in two dumpsters?

 

 

2 dead babies in 10 dumpsters.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

hahaha, this thread turned into what it is now so seemlessly and without any resistance. I guess there aren't any babies that use this message board, so there's no one to offend. Lucky on our part. Let's start making fun of the Amish and octogenarians.