Three Word Letter

[ecnarf]

penis lengths and

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

can fucking party.

[Hyphnip]

But I digress

[ecnarf]

I meant to

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

tell you all

[Doormat]

that I have

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

full blown AIDS

[Ryan44]

which cause me

[borntohula]

much pain in

[Ryan44]

the anus, and

[Hyphnip]

also got cancer

[ecnarf]

in the anus.

[borntohula]

i decided to sum up the story so far so we dont repeat ourselves... bush says:

 

My fellow citizens...

 

I'm here today to tell you about the great and terrible danger present with us today. That thing looming over the awesome depths of eternal bliss, with jesus and myself drinking a beer is definitely something that no man, no dog, no deer should ever have to have to fuckin' put in his mind. Terrorism is fun once you figure out how to DIY. "I praise Allah" is what they accuse me of but I forbid myself to go kill evil doers. Often, when I am touching myself, I think of September the 11th and get off knowing that it was easily preventable were I not so interested in being president. Now, it's important to think about the happy oil executives who bathe in money because of my heartless ploy to rid the world of Arabs. When I touch a bug zapper I am reminded every day of something dad said: "Dont touch yourself before you go grocery shopping son. People can see your family shame on your crotch which may cause little dubya to wear his favorite pedo smile, while masturbating furiously to "my dog skip"." My job is easier than yours because when I fuck shit up I'm defended by my party members who just love licking their own underage congressional pages. So, Mark Foley is someone who loves little boys' penis lengths and can fucking party. But i digress...

 

I meant to tell you all that I have full blown AIDS which cause me much pain in the anus, and also got cancer in the anus.

 

 

And i will be adding:

 

Stem cell research...

Edited October 11, 2006 by borntohula

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

promises a cure,

[Ryan44]

and a solution,

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

for me, but

[borntohula]

i'm pro-life so

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

fuck it. Instead

[ecnarf]

I'm going to

[borntohula]

ensure America's fetuses

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

get voting rights

[borntohula]

so that they

[ecnarf]

say no to 678

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

You're a failure, so that doesn't count. The next three words are:

 

join the army.

[Hyphnip]

Fetus Combat will