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i know how much u love it.

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intereesting did u do herin the bum?

You just HAD to go there!!!!!!!!

 

And I hadn't even met Cait yet. This was when AVP came out what.. 2 years ago?

Oh, yeah, I dunno I never saw it or really cared so I forgot how long it's been.

 

lol, so tell us more of this story? why and how did this chick try to have sex with you?

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so you DID do her in the bum

dancing_invisible
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HELL NO! You all saw my anti-anal in the top five didn't you?

 

Anyhow, me and the chick were the only ones making light of the movie out loud, and were only a a seat over from eachother. I went to get a drink and she followed and told me to follow her into the bathrooms for... y'know. Anyhow, I pretty much made a sarcastic joke about it, and went back to the movie. After the movie she asked me and my friends to hang out with her and her two friends. They were both guys, so me and my two guys just went home. Bros before Hos.

 

Deep down inside I was scared shitless.

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your bro's woulda been happy for you if you did the ho in the bathroom. listen ot her next time!

dancing_invisible
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good point... but still! i have... morals?

Posted
HELL NO! You all saw my anti-anal in the top five didn't you?

 

Anyhow, me and the chick were the only ones making light of the movie out loud, and were only a a seat over from eachother. I went to get a drink and she followed and told me to follow her into the bathrooms for... y'know. Anyhow, I pretty much made a sarcastic joke about it, and went back to the movie. After the movie she asked me and my friends to hang out with her and her two friends. They were both guys, so me and my two guys just went home. Bros before Hos.

 

Deep down inside I was scared shitless.

Haha, that's CRAZY! What a slut... I would've been pretty nervous too actually. I'm not really down with the casual sex thing anyway.

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good point... but still! i have... morals?

morals? hahah, what are you religious? whose morals?

dancing_invisible
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.....my own morals?

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His morals. My morals... the morals of not wanting to catch anything from random sluts in bathrooms? lol... I dunno. Some people just aren't like that man.

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oh nevermind, I thought you knew her

dancing_invisible
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no, i met her while mocking the movie

 

and tru fax... even if i wasn't scared shitless, i wouldn't have done it. i'm against being promiscuous, kinda.

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dancing_invisible
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I'd give her 8.5/10 for hotness. she had medium length curly hair and was my height, so pretty short.

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sheesh, have a sense of adventure

dancing_invisible
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I'll stick to m'lady, thanks.

 

And I do have a sense of adventure, oh yes.

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The 1500 hours of FF? Oh, I'm so kidding on that.

dancing_invisible
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YOU'VE SO OFFENDED ME!!!!!!

 

Nahh, that era is done with. I only casually add to those hours. It's more for nastalgia now.

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Posted (edited)

ours=hours?

 

edit: I'll bet you a $100 you're going to tell me you don't know what I'm talking about.

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dancing_invisible
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I don't know what you're talking about!!

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bum sex = no babies

dancing_invisible
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Anyhoo,

Back on topic here...

 

The ability to pull out an exact amount of money from your pockets would be sweet.

 

Also, I wouldn't mind being a Super Saiyan, haha

 

(Still though, Jedi tops them all.)

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