so how do you think it'll sound like?

[mrs jesus]

ah, trickery

[HoboFactory]

I should've expected treachery, you're in this thread after all.

[mrs jesus]

yeah, treachery is my middle name

[HoboFactory]

So that'd be Christy Treachery Jesus?? Wow, rolls off the tongue.

[mrs jesus]

doesn't it though?

 

i'm so lucky. you may call me honey, though.

i like that.

[HoboFactory]

Calling people honey makes me uncomfortable, it all goes back to a traumatic childhood experience.

[mrs jesus]

well, ok, but i'm gonna change my name to that someday so you should get used to it

[HoboFactory]

"When I came to this country, I first listened to the rap music not knowing that 'ice' meant 'diamonds' and 'honeys' meant 'girls' so I stood under a beehive with a bunch of icecubes and all I got was stung."

[mrs jesus]

;) :angry:

 

that isn't traumatic, it's not even true

[HoboFactory]

Well it's slightly traumatic, the bees were very big. And you don't know that it's not true.

[mrs jesus]

russians aren't that dumb, silly

they just drink a lot of vodka ;)

[HoboFactory]

Wow, I'm slightly flattered.

[mrs jesus]

yay

 

i wasn't even trying, that's awesome

[HoboFactory]

No one ever tries anymore, that's what's wrong with America.

[mrs jesus]

um

 

russians are good people

and they make good vodka, too. that's what i would say

if i drank vodka.

 

(i tried that time)

[HoboFactory]

It'll have to suffice, for now.

[mrs jesus]

hmmm

 

it was the best i could do and i'm feeling fragile, so

that took a lot out of me.

 

um, russia has nice buildings? maybe?

[HoboFactory]

Now that's almost too much.

[mrs jesus]

fuck.

 

i'm going to bed.

night, mr hoboman

[HoboFactory]

Night jesus lady.

[matrix]

^Happy Birthday, biatch.

 

edit: to HoboFactory.

Edited April 5, 2005 by matrix

[Moonlight_Graham]

i think the new CD will sound like Conway Twitty with a bit of Boxcar Willie thrown in.

 

"He's gone country, he's got a new attitude..."

[Dan #3]

It's funny how this thread has more posts in it after a year then when the thread was actually poignant.

[HoboFactory]

Gotta be karma.

[mrs jesus]

if by karma you mean good whoring