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I dissagree.

You can't kill ghosts or evil dolls with guns.

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Ravenous megin-sane
Posted

or zombies

Posted

.... How many zombie movies have you watched?

 

Obviously you can kill zombies with a gun.

Shoot them in the fucking head.

Ravenous megin-sane
Posted

no i mean you can't kill ghosts or evil dolls with zombies.

Posted

this is true.

Posted

Top Five Things I've Done this summer:

 

1) Saw Rush twice

2) Saw velvet revolver

3) five red sox games

4) Danced with well known model at a wedding

5) reached the 40% completion mark on my remodel

RicardoObviouso
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top five things that i heard this weekend:

 

5. upon hearing that i was getting my concrete floor refinished: "are you going to try to grind him down on the price?"

4. they have hallway sex. you know, they walk past each other in the hall and say "fuck you".

3. "have you ever had a black box?" "he's had an asian box.... a bento box!"

2. "its dinner time... get your shoes on"

1. "if i was making shots like that on a regular basis, i wouldnt be playing with you guys"

Posted

I love #4!!!!

RicardoObviouso
Posted

yeah, i laughed pretty hard.

Posted

It's a good one for sure. Sounds like something I'd say.

RicardoObviouso
Posted

i'm pretty sure the guy sits around and thinks of jokes all day long. he's full of them

Posted

I may need to hire this guy.

Posted

Five Movies I Need To Watch:

 

1408

Knocked Up

Evan Almighty

Ratatouille

I'm missing a fifth

Ravenous megin-sane
Posted

i saw knocked up last night... hilarious

primetime_deliverance
Posted

1408 is good

knocked up is dumb

evan almighty is mindblowingly dumb

ratatouille is great

and clearly the fifth you're missing is TRANSFORMERS

Posted

or it could be "Live Free or Die Hard"

Audio of Being
Posted

Five Things I Really Need To Do:

 

1.Quit my job at wal-mart

2.Pay my bills

3.Eat food soon

4.Wash my car

5.Grocery Shop

Ravenous megin-sane
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five things i really need to do:

 

5 - be less pumped for everything, i'm going to give myself an anuerism

4 - get to work

3 - decide which school i'm going to next year

2 - get a car

1 - make more money!

primetime_deliverance
Posted

I like this one..

 

ack, five things i really need to do:

 

5-get a new cellphone to replace the broken motorola piece of crap

4-clear my visa balance

3-get my timetable organised for next year

2-book my hotel for New York City next week

1-get a HAIRCUT, holy hell

Ravenous megin-sane
Posted

oh i have to do number 1, too

RicardoObviouso
Posted
I may need to hire this guy.

you probably can't afford him.

Posted (edited)

Those all look like condos.

 

EDIT: Fuck me, those ARE condos. I was just looking at the addresses.

Edited by ecnarf
Ravenous megin-sane
Posted

a green floor?

i didnt expect that for a 18.2 million dollar condo

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