Mass Produced Lifestyles

[somnambulist]

Heh. I thought you said Narnia.

[Crusader]

She's the evil witch. oh wait, that's ally!

[cringleman]

Mmm ... Narnian steaks ...

 

Could a reincarnating lion solve world hunger?

[Lauren]

maaaaybe...

[Shakakahn]

well if you ate it and kept bringing it back we could all eat lion for ever... I caught a baby mouse in a McDonalds today

[Kumquat]

That's delicious.

 

Now I want french fries.

[somnambulist]

Haha, and that, folks, is why I eat at A&W.

[Shakakahn]

only old people eat there

[somnambulist]

You youngins' don't know what yer talkin' bout. Why, when I was a boy we used to eat teenburgers for lunch every day!

[Lauren]

did you keep the mouse?

 

i ate at a mcdonalds yesterday...

[cringleman]

Mmm ... A&W mozza burgers ...

[Stryfe]

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then.

 

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

 

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

 

This is necessary.

[somnambulist]

did you keep the mouse?

More importantly, did you squash his head and put him in the pot?

Edited August 31, 2006 by kirbenvost

[Shakakahn]

ummm no, I set him free in the tall grass... I HAVE a heart kevin

[somnambulist]

lol. Well, you either a) Didn't get the Radiohead reference b) are not a sadistic individual or c) are playing along in a rather amusing manner.

[Doormat]

Amazing, that explains what those bizarre pulsating lumps are..time to take the Anti-Pulsating Lump remover!

That's called an erection.