Bad Celebrity Couple Alert.

[Hyphnip]

So it would appear that Hollywood's latest "it" couple has appeared.

Comedian Dane Cook, known for his roles in Waiting and the Upcoming Employee Of The Month, has been seen with Jessica Simpson, known for her inability to grasp simple concepts and not get jokes. I am very sad about this. to know Dane cook is to love Dane Cook. Sadly, this brings my respect for him down a peg.

 

Oh my gah.

[heyrabbit]

oh my gah

 

I can see him giving her the goat, and her whining "babyyy don't do that. lets have some buffalos of the sea wings"

[Hyphnip]

Dane: "Hey, Jess, I thought of a great joke for my act, tell me that you think {insert dane cook style joke here) So? Whadda you think?"

 

Jessica: ................................................................................

................................................................................

.

.....................I don't get it.

Edited August 23, 2006 by Hyphnip

[Computer]

OH NOES!!

[Corrinshwa]

I'm taking the same approach I use for Paris Hilton. And just pretending it's not happening and I have no idea about anything to do with it.

Edited August 23, 2006 by Corrinshwa

[Shiri]

I don't like them both so I don't care.

[heyrabbit]

you remind me of bob dylan

[Prometheon]

I'm with Shiri on this one; Dane Cook is really really overrated.

[Shiri]

And don't get me started about Jessica.

[HoboFactory]

My respect for him was already so minimal it really doesn't matter.

[Ryan44]

i would agree with the over rated thing. he is realy really over rated, but he isnt horrible. but he is not as good as all yougn people say he is. now a good young comedian is Russell Peters, or Shawn Majumder. both east indian/canadian and hilarious. shawn says he is 1/2 paki, 1/2 newfie. so hes a poofi. it sounds hilarious

 

 

jess simpson is a babe.

[sodamntired]

the way i describe Dane Cook is the "MTV of Comedy"

 

 

all flash, no substance. he's amusing the first time, but doesn't warrant the constant repeats of his material by the youngin's.

[mrs jesus]

BUT HE IS REALLY REALLY FUCKING HOT, OK?

 

god.

[Kumquat]

BUT HE IS REALLY REALLY FUCKING HOT, OK?

 

god.

Here here.

[dancing_invisible]

i would agree with the over rated thing. he is realy really over rated, but he isnt horrible. but he is not as good as all yougn people say he is. now a good young comedian is Russell Peters, or Shawn Majumder. both east indian/canadian and hilarious. shawn says he is 1/2 paki, 1/2 newfie. so hes a poofi. it sounds hilarious

 

 

jess simpson is a babe.

I agree with the overated part 100% and then some, but beg to differ with the Jessica Simpson being a babe.

[mrs jesus]

jessica simpson looks like an orange man with really great hair.

 

oh and dane cook is still mighty luscious.

[Crusader]

Can I have really great hair too?

[mrs jesus]

you already do. silly abtins.

[Crusader]

Yai

 

And then the world was happy.

[mrs jesus]

it's been so long since i've e-hearted anyone.

 

<3

[Crusader]

I bring that out in people baby cakes.

[valetudo]

jessica simpson does look like a man. i don't care what anyone says.

[turkish_snowcone]

I can't respect anyone who thinks Chicken of the Sea is actual chicken, but I'd still tea bag her.

[Kumquat]

I can't respect anyone who thinks Chicken of the Sea is actual chicken, but I'd still tea bag her.

That made me lawl.

[Lauren]

i think jessica simpson is very far from being ugly. and i don't think she looks like a man.