Happy Birthday Fidel!

[Crusader]

My warmest regards to our Cuban leader. Happy birthday big guy.

[ecnarf]

I baked him a cake, but the bomb went off in the oven.

 

Again!

[Prometheon]

I hope he enoys the cigars I sent him...

[Crusader]

I seriously hope he doesn't die. I like the guy.

[Lauren]

and michael ian black got nothing for his birthday? anton, i wonder about you...

[ecnarf]

Why? What's he done that's so great?

[Crusader]

I have no idea. I just like him for some reason.

[ecnarf]

It's the beard, right?

[Lauren]

i love facial hair.

[Crusader]

You got me. The beard and the hats.

[ecnarf]

And that militaristic olive drab uniform.

[Prometheon]

And his 12 inch Cuban Cock.

 

Edit:....I've gone too far haven't I?

Edited August 14, 2006 by Prometheon

[Lauren]

yep.

 

 

 

1091

[Kumquat]

And his 12 inch Cuban Cock.

 

Edit:....I've gone too far haven't I?

Hahahahahaha...

[Crusader]

Wow. You're a lucky man if Fidel welcomed you with that.

[Prometheon]

Wow. You're a lucky man if Fidel welcomed you with that.

That's what I thoguht when he whipped it out, but I'll let you in on a little secret:

 

He isn't gentle. ;)

[Crusader]

HE IS THE LEADER!

[ecnarf]

Wow. You're a lucky man if Fidel welcomed you with that.

That's what I thoguht when he whipped it out, but I'll let you in on a little secret:

 

He isn't gentle. ;)

He once took Che Guevara single-handedly. You don't mess with a man like that.

[Crusader]

Oh Che. A doctor and a revolutionary.

[Prometheon]

Doctor, Revolutionary, Sex Slave.

[Crusader]

Don't forget beautiful.

[ecnarf]

He liked to bit the pillow.

[Lauren]

Wow. You're a lucky man if Fidel welcomed you with that.

That's what I thoguht when he whipped it out, but I'll let you in on a little secret:

 

He isn't gentle. ;)

if his penis is 12 inches, i don't think it matters how gentle he is...

[Prometheon]

Yeah, that's probably true. It's a pain that no amount of Astro-Glide can ever hope to dampen.

 

Edit: Some more innuendo. Do you think that for his birthday, Mrs. Castro 'smokes his cigar'?

Edited August 14, 2006 by Prometheon

[ecnarf]

No, she probably lets him go Clinton/Lewinsky with the cigar.